Kanye West or Bernie Sanders?
Who won the USA 2020 Presidential Election? -
- Thread starter Zeke Von Genbu
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I wish I lived in a dystopian universe where males don't age physically past 10, and the chance of being born male was so astronomically low that ejaculate was the rarest and most valuable commodity, and women were hyperdeveloped Ara Ara MILFs with libidos that pornstars can't even pretend to emulate, and having sex once a day was considered abusively low. And that, when born, males are taken, raised, and ranked, and given to elite, high class families of women to breed with and extract cum for the health of society. Oh, but even though it's so valuable and rare, semen isn't actually that viable, so reproduction is already near civilization-endingly low So regular semen drainage is a given. Males can expect to be brought to orgasm no less than 10-20 times a day. Being awoken to the feeling of a vacuum cleaner on your dick and opening your eyes to find the maid's mouth tightly sealed around your cock, even though it is strictly forbidden for a woman to have sex with a male not assigned to her family is not uncommon. Masturbation of course is extremely illegal for males but due to being small and weak, it's usually just punished with re-education. Except for being literal cum-slaves, males are treated like high class second class citizens, So like a medieval princess.
Joe Biden
What? But that can't be right, the spergs in the election thread said it's still a toss-up!
What do you mean they're a bunch of deluded clowns?
Han shot first
Trump can still win if Q activates the codes and that could always happen, so it's pretty much guaranteed for Trump.
I trust @BigRed236 too
Fake news.
How dare you deny us of Jeb! He'll bring us back to prosperity and bring us Pax Americana
He was suppressed due to national interference. Kanye colluded with Iran, China, Brazil, and Canada in order to keep Jeb down. Sorry, but your choices were Bernie Sanders and Kanye West.
We all lost.
John McAfee.
still mad he didn't actually eat his penis though
still mad he didn't actually eat his penis though
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