Who Would Win In A Fist Fight? - Null Vs Bob Dole

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Make your choice and arguments here.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Fat computer soyboy Vs practically dead old man.

Imma go with the old man.
Give me my MATI ratings now!

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Couldn't say for sure but I'd love to watch and have that tardmonkey Joe Rogan commentate.

 

[Some Manajerk]

Is bob Dole even still alive?

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

null, hands down. hes built like a fucking tank, bob would take one look at null and his head would explode. talk about being a swole god that gets fucking pussy

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

When I unfortunately need to 'get behind' a fucking troon-loving, piece of lard $5 on N00L and his thicc fists.

Speaks for itself

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Bob Dole doesn't lose fights. Bob Dole fought the Nazis in Italy. Bob Dole earned the Bronze Star Medal with Valor. Bob Dole can beat up Null. Bob. Bob Dole.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Null has the tardstrength of 50 men.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Me.

 

[carltondanks]

cr1tikal would win all fights involving fisting

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Humanity.

 

[Calooby]

Carl Wheezer.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob Dole would cockslap Null to death in a Viagra fueled frenzy.

I have no idea why the fuck Jello Biafra thought a song about Bob Dole was a good idea during the Obama administration BTW, but at least the guitar is catchy.

 

[LordofTendons]

Bob Dole doesn't need to be argued for or explained.

 

[Sammich]

Bob Dole in his current state would have null in tears before he even one shotted him right in the sisters.

 

[FATTESTCUNT]

Null, cos there's a great chance that between the fight being arranged and the fight happening, Dole dies of old age/ill health, so the fight would just be Null punching a corpse in a coffin, although even in those circumstances, I wouldn't bet my life on Null winning.