Since both Brianna and Carl "Sargon of Akkad" Benjamin are entertaining delusions of entering government, I made this thread to see who would win in a head-to-head election. Who'll win, the tranny or the Applebee's manager?
Who would win in a head-to-head election? Brianna or Sargon? - Whoever wins, we lose
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You shouldn't have introduced a far superior candidate into the race. Now we'll never know who would have won.
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So...neither of them?
Everyone loses
Who would win a push up contest, the troon scarecrow or BMI 40 vlogger?
I'm going to go with the one that has never called a group of people a bunch of "white niggers". Because that's instant disqualification, despite everything that's wrong with John Flynt.
Congratulations Carl, not only is Zoe technically a better game dev than you (despite being a shitty game dev herself), Brianna Wu is a more palatable politician than you (despite being off-putting as hell).
Congratulations Carl, not only is Zoe technically a better game dev than you (despite being a shitty game dev herself), Brianna Wu is a more palatable politician than you (despite being off-putting as hell).
Carl may have stupid statements to his name like "it depends on the age of the child" or "white niggers", but he also has a posh British accent. That carries more appeal with voters than those gay Kermit tones of Brianna.
Unh-UNH! D. Nuts Perot pulled more votes away from Carl than from Bri!
At least Sargon sounds smart because of his accent. Granted he's not, but the accent makes that a lot harder to spot. And given that he's running in the UK, the "white niggers" statement won't hurt him nearly as much there since it's a lot less stigmatized given their countrys lack of people whipping niggers while calling them niggers in their history.
Briana Wu is a fucking idiot and it just shows every time the trog opens it's idiot mouth.
So I'd give it to Sargon, those I do believe a jar of nuts would probably outperform them both.
Briana Wu is a fucking idiot and it just shows every time the trog opens it's idiot mouth.
So I'd give it to Sargon, those I do believe a jar of nuts would probably outperform them both.
The accent won't help him to sound smart in the land of that accent though...
wait, why did they write in the lizard people but then vote for Franken? ?
Yeah, seems a little redundant.
The American viewing public and kiwis would be the only real winners.
In a scenario, where they are the best that any political party can offer, I don't think the word "win" can be applied at all.
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Hard one, Wu looks like a creepy fuck and has the body language to match however he has never said anything as fucked up as "depends on the child", guess it depends how well the news reports on the stuff Sargon has said in the past. However with uninformed voters who were just going off one video speech of each, Sagron would destroy Wu no question.
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