Who Would You Cast In A Movie Based On Chris' Life? -

[Lensherr]

Let's say some Hollywood bigwig got the rights to turn Chris' life story into a feature film (I personally imagine it being a cross between Boyhood and Forrest Gump). Who would you cast to play Chirs and his various family and friends?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I'd cast you.

 

[Womacker]

This gets posted monthly and the answer is the same every time. Danny Devito as every character but sonichu (who is played by Gilbert Gottfried) who differentiates each character by just wearing a different wig. Chris's wig gets bluer along with his arms the longer the movie goes on.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Marvin.

 

[Lipitor]

Denzel Washington from training day as Lars.

Jabba the Hutt as barb.

George Costanza ' s dad as Bob

Billy Zane as Cole

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I think the only person that could pull off Chris would be Daniel Day Lewis. Anyone else would fall short.

 

[cumrobbery]

Lee Hotti as Clyde Cash

 

[keksz]

Maybe Danny Devitto as Chris if he gains a few pounds and uses a ton of dry hay for a wig.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

The man, the myth, the legend... Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Moscardino]

Patton Oswald as Chris
Melissa Mcartney as Barb (With aging makeup)
Christopher Pummer/Dick Van Dyke as Bob (Would've been Peter O' Toole is he was alive)
Nathan Fielder as Liquid Chris
Mila Kunis as Voice of Kacey
Seth Mcfarlane as voices of Bluespike/Clyde Cash/Julie (Which Chris would approve of)
James Franco as the Man in The Pickle Suit
Eddie Murphy as the Elderly Black Woman who lived in the house at the end of the ohio trip

 

[JULAY]

Let's say some Hollywood bigwig got the rights to turn Chris' life story into a feature film (I personally imagine it being a cross between Boyhood and Forrest Gump). Who would you cast to play Chirs and his various family and friends?

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's corpse as Chris.

 

[keksz]

Sorry but the only role that requires a corpse right now is Barb's...

 

[MY 405]

I'm hiring Bubbles from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park as Chris. (He can bring his kitties.). Ricky and Julian can play Borb.

 

[Moscardino]

Maybe Danny Devitto as Chris if he gains a few pounds and uses a ton of dry hay for a wig.

Why a wig? He could pass using Danny Devito's current hair...

 

[Tranhuviya]

Nicholas Cage in every role.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wanna see Jackie Chan play Chris.
I don't know why, I just want to.
Maybe the Chan part?

 

[José Mourinho]

Next time use the Random Thoughts & Questions thread for threads like this, OP.