Who would you eat? - Human, the other other white meat.

[MasterDisaster]

Couple a days ago in chat @Null said he wanted to eat a person. I asked him who'd he eat and he chose Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Guess he likes jerky.

I myself chose Danny Devito; he's not all that fat but he's short and stocky. I think he'd roast up real nice, like a honey baked ham. I'd have him shaved nice and thin and serve him up on kaiser rolls with some gouda, prehaps a draft beer.

So my question to all of you is who would you eat? Doesn't matter if it's for survival, some sort of human sport or you're just interested in dabbling in cannabilism. It can be any person, real or fictional.

Also to add some sanity to this topic please refrain sexual reasons or voring.

 

[MG 620]

I wouldn't eat a troon. Too much trans fat.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I’d eat a Muslim because I’m halal.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I want that juicy Shaq meat!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I’d also eat Mario if I’m in the mood for some Marinara.

 

[Dildo]

I'd eat a clown, I hear they taste funny.

 

[MG 620]

Tammy Slaton could last for months. Just her forehead would make several decent meals.

 

[Judge Holden]

I want that juicy Shaq meat!

Nah too tough. I want me some of that bloody Magic Johnson meat.

I want it raaaaaaaaaaaare

 

[Rand /pol/]

Ur mom

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

They say baby meat is the most tender. I'd eat a white one. It'd fit in the oven and I don't like leftovers.

"A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift comes to mind.

https://www.art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

 

[Remove Goat]

I'd probably eat CWC if I got Christorical figure tag for doing so

Besides Chris, Ashley Isaacs. I like stringy meat

 

[RG 448]

I myself chose Danny Devito; he's not all that fat but he's short and stocky. I think he'd roast up real nice, like a honey baked ham. I'd have him shaved nice and thin and serve him up on kaiser rolls with some gouda, prehaps a draft beer

A true fan would soak him in rum.

 

[MasterDisaster]

A true fan would soak him in rum.

Binging with Babish has proven that ham soaked in rum is foul. I couldn't ruin a fine meal like Devito. I will, however, serve him with a choice of riot juice or fight m.ilk.

 

[RG 448]

Binging with Babish has proven that ham soaked in rum is foul. I couldn't ruin a fine meal like Devito. I will, however, serve him with a choice of riot juice or fight m.ilk.

Alternatively you could prepare him like a milksteak, served with the finest raw jellybeans.

 

[CrunkLord420]

whoever I have to

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Oh so this isnt about sucking dick?
I'd go with @hotcheetospuffs on the baby meat.

 

[MG 620]

Besides Chris, Ashley Isaacs. I like stringy meat

Ashley would be more of a toothpick.

 

[Lioness]

I would eat Momokun and record the whole thing live to kickstart my career as a cannibalistic mukbanging camthot but just end up throwing up after hacking through several feet of cum-lube-marinated grease, makeup and fat to get to the good stuff.

 

[wylfım]

we all know OP is furiously masturbating to this thread as we speak.

as for me, vore is 100% haram.
i'll take a feedie session with null and amberlynn though.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I wouldn’t eat Amberlynn, but I’d eat Becky. I’d fry her up and cover her in orange chicken sauce from the Cheesecake Factory and serve her with a side of rice and some Diet Coke. I’d share the meal with Big Al.