Who would you rather have sex with and why? - Part 2

[Rumpled Foreskin]

In this weeks installment of “who would you rather have sex with”, we have two contenders who are neck and neck.

In this corner we have MC Bry Bry D:

In this corner we have this charming fellow, the elephant man:

The easy choice for me is the elephant man. Dudes so deformed and fucked up that he’ll probably do anything just to get his malformed weener or butt wet.

 

[drtoboggan]

Stoya.

 

[Desire Lines]

I'd fuck Bryan, I bet he is a submissive freaky cuckold in bed
I'd totally check his balances as well for that sweet fin-dom action

 

[8777BB5]

Fun Fact: Elephant man up there is reported to have a nine inch penis.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Fun Fact: Elephant man up there is reported to have a nine inch penis.

It’s probably shaped like a squash too.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Elephant Man because I always felt super bad for him

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Only if I can put a bag over elephant man's head.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Fun Fact: Elephant man up there is reported to have a nine inch penis.

It’s probably shaped like a squash too.

I mean you're not wrong.

 

[MrTroll]

The Elephant Man because he was really just John Hurt with makeup and prosthetics and John Hurt was pretty cool tbh.

 

[FP 208]

Elephant man he's not contagious.

 

[Benine Bovine]

Anyone else not able to load the first pic?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

The first picture is @Bryan Dunn avatar. So it’s a still from that jogging video.

 

[WW 635]

I'd fuck Bryan, I bet he is a submissive freaky cuckold in bed
I'd totally check his balances as well for that sweet fin-dom action

He's poor

 

[Bassomatic]

Elephant man for sure, he'd also probably be thankful someone saw him for more than his deformations.

Bryan would be screaming "pound me daddy Jim tell me I'm pretty Metokur" while you pozed his neg hole. Then he'd talk shit about you online and text you to come over and blast another load in him.

 

[DrunkJoe]

So a threesome is off the table than?

 

[AlephOne2Many]

An actual elephant, because big butts.

 

[polonium]

i cant i have a headache tonight