Who's getting the best head? Alvin, Simon, or Theodore? - This thread is exactly how it sounds

[Diabeetus]

Considering this is the greatest philosophical argument of the century, I'm surprised there's not a thread on here. I value the opinions of my fellow autistic Kiwis, we're obviously geniuses.

Spoiler: NFSW

Personally, I think Theodore is getting the best head. He's fucking yelling at Eleanor sucking him off, it doesn't even matter that Alvin's "doing the Jordan". Theodore is bursting everyone's eardrums.

I don't think Simon's getting very good head at all, to be honest. It looks like it hurts. He's trying to pull his rat dick away from Jeanette, that looks horrifying.

What do you guys think?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I refuse to participate with this vile abomination.

 

[Chichan]

This is disgusting beetus... Also canonically aren't they children? Your guess is probably the most accurate. Now I am gonna go find Dr. Evil and have my eyes lazer beamed.
Edit: There is another fucking thread with this same question WTF!!!???? https://kiwifarms.net/threads/who-is-getting-the-best-head.61408/