Who's the funniest minor lolcow? - And why
- Thread starter Rapechu
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My bias is going to show hard:
Nathen Mazri because he is a flamboyant Arab entrepreneur who finances shitty cartoon branded food with daddy money. Stalks every place where you talk shit about him, thinks COVID is sarin gas and has recently decided to make celibacy a big deal even though he has admitted in his shitty self-help book he may have had gay sex back in Lebanon.
Flowergothic because we got a thread to figure out if she was trans or not. Average zoomer that looks fifteen years older than she is, powerleveling every bit about her personal and romantic life.
Mike from PA because he is Mike from PA.
Playmatetessi for her sad existence and even sadder tiddies.
As for cows that don't have threads:
Demon Mama for being an engineering undergrad who just decided one day to dye his hair and claim to be a woman on Twitch to then get banned for trying to raid people.
Hanzo for being a fucking schizo version of Free Guy.
BadBunny for trying to be a simpable female while looking like my aunt.
Cypher The Cynical Historian for being our new favourite punching bag in the r/breatube thread.
And I keep reading that Quinton Reviews is an obscure lolcow even though trans anime profiles on Twitter dunk on him too.
Nathen Mazri because he is a flamboyant Arab entrepreneur who finances shitty cartoon branded food with daddy money. Stalks every place where you talk shit about him, thinks COVID is sarin gas and has recently decided to make celibacy a big deal even though he has admitted in his shitty self-help book he may have had gay sex back in Lebanon.
Flowergothic because we got a thread to figure out if she was trans or not. Average zoomer that looks fifteen years older than she is, powerleveling every bit about her personal and romantic life.
Mike from PA because he is Mike from PA.
Playmatetessi for her sad existence and even sadder tiddies.
As for cows that don't have threads:
Demon Mama for being an engineering undergrad who just decided one day to dye his hair and claim to be a woman on Twitch to then get banned for trying to raid people.
Hanzo for being a fucking schizo version of Free Guy.
BadBunny for trying to be a simpable female while looking like my aunt.
Cypher The Cynical Historian for being our new favourite punching bag in the r/breatube thread.
And I keep reading that Quinton Reviews is an obscure lolcow even though trans anime profiles on Twitter dunk on him too.
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@Elaine Miller has a good chunk of the site annoyed with her antics but as an observer she is quite amusing.
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She tries too hard to get attention imo.