Who's your favorite cow you wouldn't have discovered without the farms? - Or who would you recommend to newcomers?

[RI 360]

Self explanatory title. No way I would have found Julie Terryberry, and that thread was quite a ride.

 

[Count groudon]

DSP without a doubt. I'm not really big on lets plays in general so I didn't even realize he existed till I came here. And to think if I hadn't I might've actually missed the DickStroke incedent.

 

[Coldgrip]

ADF. True, Chris was fed info that Phil was Jack Thaddeus (he wasn't) in hopes of sparking a tard-fight, but he was ultimately a foot-note in the grand book of Christory. The Farms on the other hand decided to see how far the rabbit hole went and well... Here we are now discussing which of his many, many tattoos are the shittiest, learning about how he won't wash his pleather bondage gear even after he shit in it, debating whether he's more porcine or rodent, and dissecting his many lies about his de-balling surgery.

Thank you Kiwi Farms, Semper Fidelis.

 

[Megapiss]

Lucas Werner is hilarious and pretty much unknown outside of here.

 

[AnOminous]

Richard "Buffalo Bill" Jones. Most of the other classic cows I already knew, at least vaguely, from 4chan or ED.

 

[SpacePanther]

Julie Terryberry.

 

[RI 360]

Richard "Buffalo Bill" Jones. Most of the other classic cows I already knew, at least vaguely, from 4chan or ED.

That's the one I'm dipping my toes into now.

 

[DNJACK]

@Dynastia

 

[KingGeedorah]

The Golden Knight aka Jay Geis.

 

[Handsome Pete]

DSP is probably my favorite cow I discovered because of the forum (assuming we no longer count Jace ), but ADF is the one I've come to truly appreciate. Before his thread came back to life, I'd always assumed his best content was behind him, and that he'd never be "great" in the way Chris was. I'm not too proud to admit I was completely wrong.

Oh, and Connor. But he's a Kiwi Farms exclusive, so it's not like I could have found him another way.

 

[Shoegaze]

It's a 3-way tie between Buffalo Bill, Julay Terryberry, and Golden Knight.
I wanna see them duke it out in a street brawl.

 

[John Titor]

I already knew about Iconoclast but if I had not registered here, I would have missed his chimpout posted here. Especially when his ED page hasn't been updated in a while.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Vade, reading through her threads and seeing her getting trolled/triggered was hilarious.

 

[WW 635]

@Reaper

May she rest in peace

 

[The Joker]

Jace. Even though he was just a ruse I loved following his and the skellington army's antics here.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I would recommend Phil to anyone new to KiwiFarms. Expect to see him bounce and squeak at cisheteronormative transmisogynists while eating blocks of cheese and ginger

Jace. Even though he was just a ruse I loved following his and the skellington army's antics here.

Jace was an Internet Tough Guy/Mallninja if I've ever seen one.

 

[Clown Doll]

Jace / Twiztidclwn the Ninja.

ADF and CWC I was aware of thanks to ED.

 

[Ravenor]

My all time favorite cow should be obvious - but I was only sorta aware of him from his Two ED pages and the original megathread before that blew up, after that I fell down the rabbit hole.

But for obscure cows - Kai has to be one, and Shanner.

 

[NG 070]

Darksyde Phil, probably. He's one of the few lolcows of recent memory that doesn't really follow the current trend(s) of lolcows on the Farms as of late (i.e. transtenders/rat king, high on the autism spectrum, SJW tendencies, pedophile) so he's slightly less infuriating to observe IMHO.

 

[hiroyuki]

Brad Watson, with T-Pain and Marjan tied for close second.