Why am I fucked up? -

[Penis Drager]

I was drinking and then now I'm drunk. How can this be happening to me? How do fix?

Edit: I went to bed and now I'm halfway sober. How can this be happening to me? How do fix? I've got work in 2 and a half hours and I'm NOT doing that sober.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Take a heap of Xanax, should sort you out.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Coffee.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Make yourself vomit then eat a ton of carbs, cup yourself then drink alot of water. In future don't do this to yourself.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Head-on, applied directly to the forehead.

Head-on, applied directly to the forehead.

Head-on, applied directly to the forehead.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Remember, suicide is always a valid and hilarious option.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Remember, suicide is always a valid and hilarious option.

But be kind and stream it for us.

 

[Some JERK]

I don't understand the question.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I blame your parents.