Why are Americans so patriotic? -

[Toucan]

Seriously what do you fucks have to be so proud of? You didnt even win dubya dubya two! The Russians did.
What, in all of your cornfield sisterfucking excuse for a country, do you people have to be proud of?
Why in all that is good and holy do you people break into a braindead chant of "USA! USA!USA!" at the drop of a hat?
I legit want to know.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well as a britfag I think america probably has the best range of cuisine on the planet, due in no small part to having so many regional varieties that are constantly refined and perfected over time in competition with both local and national rivals. My favourite that i have mentioned many times before is cajun/creole, but tex-mex and other southern cuisines are all in my top 10 favourite foodstuffs

(Thats right niggers, im turning this thread into a nice feelgood thread about nice things in america)

 

[Anime-Free Penguin]

America has freedom 365 days a year.

 

[Toucan]

Well as a britisher I think america probably has the best range of cuisine on the planet, due in no small part to having so many regional varieties that are constantly refined and perfected over time in competition with both local and national rivals. My favourite that i have mentioned many times before is cajun/creole, but tex-mex and other southern cuisines are all in my top 10 favourite foodstuffs

(Thats right niggers, im turning this thread into a nice feelgood thread about nice things in america)

Can you tell me with a straight face that this includes spray on cheese?

 

[Judge Holden]

Can you tell me with a straight face that this includes spray on cheese?

Right because the cheapest of the cheap processed french and japanese foods are so much better

 

[Toucan]

Right because the cheapest of the cheap processed french and japanese foods are so much better

Than spray on cheese? Yes.

 

[garakfan69]

Wouldn't you think your country is by far the best country too when your only neighbours are Canada and Mexico?

 

[Nekromantik]

My favourite that i have mentioned many times before is cajun/creole, but tex-mex and other southern cuisines are all in my top 10 favourite foodstuffs

You'll love eating at my house. Creole and Tex-Mex are mostly what I make. I would say that our food is something to be proud of. I do love learning about the history of dishes. It truly shows what a melting pot America is.

 

[Cthulu]

You'll love eating at my house.

It's time for a Thankskilling!

 

[Nekromantik]

It's time for a Thankskilling!

What, you don't love good food like BBQ? It's fresh meat. I promise.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I have a counter question for OP: How come you haven’t done a flip yet?

 

[Judge Holden]

You'll love eating at my house. Creole and Tex-Mex are mostly what I make. I would say that our food is something to be proud of. I do love learning about the history of dishes. It truly shows what a melting pot America is.

Its not just the melting pot factor (though that is a major factor in and of itself), its the fact that america's wealth (both natural and financial) has meant it has traditionally had a whole lot more room for experimentation, fusion, and trial-and-error in culinary innovation than other nations, which for centuries/millennia had to be a lot more frugal and focused on perfecting a more limited set of recipes.

Take pizza for example. While obviously an italian dish by birth, it was only once it hit america that innovation truly began to take off and the dish became a global staple since there was a whole lot more the average american chef/cook could do with the dish since they generally had more wealth and generally could get decent quality ingredients more locally and more easily in greater quanity than the average italian chef/cook in the early-mid 1900s.

Sure a bunch of frankenstein pizzas came out the mix (see the dominoes menu for a few examples) but they also got some regional varieties which easily match the best italian pizzas such as new york or (my personal favourite) chicago style pizza

 

[Toucan]

I have a counter question for OP: How come you haven’t done a flip yet?

Hows-a-come All im getting is 'the food' like nigga fo real hows that make you better than fuckin Greece or shit?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Hows-a-come All im getting is 'the food' like nigga fo real hows that make you better than fuckin Greece or shit?

I didn’t say a word about food, simply asking why you haven’t killed yourself yet, fam.

 

[Cthulu]

fuckin Greece

LMAO fucking Sudan is better than Greece

 

[QU 734]

Because any way you measure it, the US is objectively the biggest swinging dick on this rock. GDP, military power, BMI, individual freedoms, take your pick.

We put a shitposting reality tv star in the White House as a goof and the rest of the world just has to suck it up.

Other nations can't compete.

 

[Bassomatic]

Try not to be a dumb nigger in deep thoughts.

I love this place because while flawed and falling from grace in many ways the ideals of freedom the peak of the enlightenment era into a nation. Freedom. The idea god gave us X rights and our state swore to protect them.

Have we fallen? far. Can we be fixed? maybe. Have we made an empire that will be remembered and sung proudly for 2000 years like rome? Yes. It's our flag on the moon. Our dollar the world spend's on and our rifle muzzle poltical landscapes are formed for the moment.

 

[The Iconoclast]

I tend to blame peer-pressure

 

[Safir]

Serious answer: 'Murica is the oldest country on Earth except the UK, and the UK hasn't been doing all that well recently (and it's a monarchy, ew). It's hard to pass the tradition of patriotism to your descendants if the country that laid a claim on your own undying loyalty doesn't exist anymore.

 

[Toucan]

Try not to be a dumb nigger in deep thoughts.

I love this place because while flawed and falling from grace in many ways the ideals of freedom the peak of the enlightenment era into a nation. Freedom. The idea god gave us X rights and our state swore to protect them.

Have we fallen? far. Can we be fixed? maybe. Have we made an empire that will be remembered and sung proudly for 2000 years like rome? Yes. It's our flag on the moon. Our dollar the world spend's on and our rifle muzzle poltical landscapes are formed for the moment.

How does this differentiate you in any way from any other republic in the world? Even Canada or Mexico? Your Empire isnt even as big as the British empires, not even as big as the British commonwealth. Your nation is hardly 200 years old and you act like a new Rome. What warrants this? Your country could collapse very soon, as many people in your own country seems to think, how does this even make you the equivalent of Rome?
The dollar has only been the standard by which commodities have been measured against, for what? 60-70 years?
Rum was the standard for 200 years
Salt for about 1000 years.
I reiterate. How are you special when so much has gone before you and you have done so little?