why are sweetarts the best candy?

[Just A Butt]

none of that chewy shit or the ropes or whatever i just mean original ass sweetarts

 

[kūhaku]

The ropes are really good

 

[The Luigi Player]

The crack inside of them.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

You can put them in your closet and they scare away moths.

 

[I am vomit]

The green ones are full of legitimate crack cocaine

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Bottle Caps tho

 

[Ozul]

They're okay but they're just tablets of pure sugar. Nothing really to write home about.

 

[Table Country]

They aren't because they aren't gummy worms.

 

[The Real Me]

In the UK, we have Love Hearts. They seem to be an equivalent except they say nice things to you.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I thought this said sweaters at first and I was very confused.

Also, you guys have shit taste in candy.

 

[TheRetardKing]

So some reason, the Sweethearts in grandma's cabinet tatsed terrible and now they're making me puke.

 

[Grandma Frank]

So some reason, the Sweethearts in grandma's cabinet tatsed terrible and now they're making me puke.

YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
YOU'VE BEEN EATING MY TYLENOL AGAIN?!!

 

[SSj_Ness]

Bottom tier candy, this is much better

 

[sasazuka]

I like Sweettarts but I miss the ones with the shiny glaze that they sold in the little foil envelope-type packets. The Sweettarts that you get in boxes or rolls are a bit chalkier.

Also, they've reduced the sourness in Chewy Sweettarts (which were originally Shock Tarts and then Shockers) lately.

 

[Crystal Coomer]

I like swedish fish. Also like these Dominican dookieballs I had while vacationing called "jalao". Apparently, they are coconut and honey.

 

[Dwight Frye]

Sweetarts are pretty good, but Starbursts are better

 

[Just A Butt]

ones with the shiny glaze that they sold in the little foil envelope-type packets.

 

[A Rastafarian Skeleton]

They're not, chocolate is the god of candies.

 

[Just A Butt]

chocolate isn't candy.
chocolate is in a class of its own.