Why are those giant pretzels so salty? -

[MrTickles]

Nobody in their right mind can consume such salty pretzels. What are they thinking?

Like fuck off seriously.

 

[Cato]

What the hell are you talking about? That looks delicious, man. I put salt on my salt.

 

[Recoil]

If you consume carbs at that rate you deserve whatever happens to you

 

[edibleBulimia]

You’re the salty one here, mate

 

[NoFeline]

Fuck you, I come to the farms to lose my appetite

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

my wife would.

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[AF 802]

I would risk high blood pressure to have that. Fuck you, it looks delicious.

 

[TendieGremlin]

why be so salty about salt?

 

[Solomon]

I think this thread belongs in the Food sub-forum

 

[Vorhtbame]

Giant pretzels are salty because people keep making a fuss over their size. Fat baked goods are baked goods, too!

 

[drtoboggan]

Pretzels are salty for the same reason negroes like fried chicken: because it tastes good.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

because the cheap one you get at sporting events taste like dirty socks and processed foods mask bad flavor with comical amounts of salt. the solution is to drink beer until you think it tastes amazing.

 

[Niggernerd]

My gf's stalker ex boyfriend would kill himself for one. Literally.
Faggot wanted to jump off malls 2nd floor because GF wouldn't buy him a pretzel when she didn't have money even for herself. LMFAO

 

[AbyssStarer]

Pretzels are supposed to be super salty, they're traditionally made by soaking the dough in salt. American pretzels aren't even made with enough salt compared to traditional German ones.

 

[Niggernerd]

Pretzels are supposed to be super salty, they're traditionally made by soaking the dough in salt. American pretzels aren't even made with enough salt compared to traditional German ones.

when you lose two world wars you're bound to be extremely salty.

 

[{o}P II]

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

From personal experience these types of Pretzel are the best Pretzel's. Not salty enough.

 

[MrTickles]

Like already said, the dough is soaked in fucking salt. Ever swallow a mouthful of salt? Yeah, that's these giant pretzels every time. I've had them from Berlin to New York. Always the same mouthful of salt. Should be banned, it's literally dangerous to consume one.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I love me some big ass pretzels, but yes they are sometimes way too damn salty! Though the last time I had one was at a drive in movie theater so it was probably a scheme to sell more soda.