Why can't Eggman just make an undefeatable Badnik/Egg Machine already? - AKA: Is Eggman a lolcow?

[Kyururu-kun]

Seriously, why doesn't he just build Spiked Wall Man Egg already? Or a boss covered completely in Springs? (Arguably more effective than Springman) And yes, I realize he tried a bot with a spring shield in the Archie comics and it broke him when Sonic defeated that one, but I'm talking about game canon, since the comics are a bit autistic and convoluted.

 

[NerdShamer]

Because Sega is run by retards and we already had this plot.

 

[Vingle]

Eggman is a masochist.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Why doesn't Robotnik just, like, I dunno, shoot sonic with a regular ol gun?

Just pew pew and be done with it...

 

[NerdShamer]

Twice, now that I've thought about it.

Why doesn't Robotnik just, like, I dunno, shoot sonic with a regular ol gun?

Just pew pew and be done with it...

He actually had one. It leads to moments like this.

 

[Coelacanth]

Because Kevin the Assistant isn't canon in the series.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Because Kevin the Assistant isn't canon in the series.

I whole heartedly consider the entirety of the LowBrow/Rooster Teeth/Dorkly Sonic series to be canon and no one can convince me otherwise.

 

[Big Ruski]

This is the same guy who got his nudes leaked onto twitter.com and got cucked by a black hedgehog. The only good thing he's ever done was piss on the moon and called Obama an idiot on live television.

 

[Monolith]

Why doesn't Robotnik just, like, I dunno, shoot sonic with a regular ol gun?

Just pew pew and be done with it...

Sonic respawns.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Sonic respawns.

Sonic has finite lives so long as he's player 1.

 

[stares at error messages]

He keeps trying, but Sonic is too fast.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Because he's so pathetic he only finds meaning in his life by fighting furry bait. Dude needs to take up better hobbies.

 

[Neil]

I whole heartedly consider the entirety of the LowBrow/Rooster Teeth/Dorkly Sonic series to be canon and no one can convince me otherwise.

those sonic shorts they make are the only remotely funny thing Dorkly has ever produced

 

[Cyclonus]

As much as I hate the name "Eggman" I accepted the compromise that his real name is Ivo Robotnik and Eggman is just a nickname Sonic came up with to insult him. So why does he call himself Eggman now? Him getting constantly pissed off about people not remembering his name could actually be funny.

 

[Just Dont]

I whole heartedly consider the entirety of the LowBrow/Rooster Teeth/Dorkly Sonic series to be canon and no one can convince me otherwise.

Sonic for hire is cannon to me.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

That time Robonik saved Sonic from the lava trap so he can kill him with his robot bug trap.

 

[The Shadow]

Maybe you should stop your snooping as usual.

 

[Pixy]

Why doesn't Robotnik just, like, I dunno, shoot sonic with a regular ol gun?

Just pew pew and be done with it...

Already happened.

Sonic has finite lives so long as he's player 1.

Not since 2014.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

>Eggman

That's Mr. Dr. Robotnik to you, kiddo.

 

[Coelacanth]

>Eggman

That's Mr. Dr. Robotnik to you, kiddo.

>Not using his full name.
That's Mr. Dr. Ivo Robotnik to you, good sir.