It feels like all my applications are ignored.
Why can't I get a job? -
- Thread starter salmonjerky
- Start date
-
Sustained Denial of Service attacks. Paid for botnet. Service will continue to be disrupted until I can contact other providers and arrange a fix.
LIE.
i wish i was lying but nobody gets back to me
- Highlight
- #4
No, I mean lie on your applications.
Translation: tell them what they want to hear.
Translation: tell them what they want to hear.
Stop applying online. Find some nigger-tier customer service job and talk to the regulars. They probably know someone who knows someone who is hiring for halfway decent work.
Because you're a faggot.
Covid-19 lockdowns and the economic fallout is probably a reason...
Right, lie.
This is probably a shitpost, but I seriously want to know how well that works.
Say you're a tranny or genderqueer or they/them. You'll probably have a job within a week. If they doubt you just call them a bigot.
Maybe you're just not good at anything, man.
You talking shit on retard faggots there bud?
I just figure you've probably got that market cornered anyhow
Go to 12 step meetings they take care of their own
EnemyStand
kiwifarms.net
Tell them you're Native American. You'll get the job. What are they going to do, 23 and Me you?
Yik
kiwifarms.net
I've employed people and i rate appilcaitions based on this.
can they do the job
will they do the job
will they fit in
The main criteria in whether they get an interview or not is whether they are going to fit in. My adivice is to write your cover letter like a competent, precocious, puppy.
can they do the job
will they do the job
will they fit in
The main criteria in whether they get an interview or not is whether they are going to fit in. My adivice is to write your cover letter like a competent, precocious, puppy.
If you're aiming for low end jobs it's because they have their pick of the litter for worker drones. The young, the middle aged, and the old are all getting fucked by covid so there's likely a stack of applications for any position worth half-a-damn.
Lie, try to sound like a non-confrontational on their questionnaires, and be persistent in putting them out. They don't want you being just or reasonable, they want you to be hard working and keep your head down.
Lie, try to sound like a non-confrontational on their questionnaires, and be persistent in putting them out. They don't want you being just or reasonable, they want you to be hard working and keep your head down.
Similar threads
- Solved
and yes their real not fake, no I won't send pics.
