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Considering how "Crystal" went from being his imaginary girlfriend....to being his clone/sister....to being his daughter....there is something much, much, MUCH more sinister going on in his headmeats when it comes to "Crystal."
It was BASICALLY PROMISED by God when he was a child via dreamail.
In all seriousness, I think that his reasons for wanting a child, specifically Crystal, are actually kind of complicated. A lot of people like to imagine their future children and they come up with these adorable, perfect, fairy-like children full of unconditional love and wonder (See Rose3212 thread). Chris, being Chris, takes this idea further and actually imagines Crystal to be a real person, full of this perfection, that he is entitled to. He will spend his days interacting with her and she will be his friend and companion who will never judge him and basically revere his presence. Then his sweetheart will come home from work and take care of both of them.
Basically, he wants Crystal because she will be his ideal, perfect, devoted companion. And he is entitled to the privilege of having her.
In all seriousness, I think that his reasons for wanting a child, specifically Crystal, are actually kind of complicated. A lot of people like to imagine their future children and they come up with these adorable, perfect, fairy-like children full of unconditional love and wonder (See Rose3212 thread). Chris, being Chris, takes this idea further and actually imagines Crystal to be a real person, full of this perfection, that he is entitled to. He will spend his days interacting with her and she will be his friend and companion who will never judge him and basically revere his presence. Then his sweetheart will come home from work and take care of both of them.
Basically, he wants Crystal because she will be his ideal, perfect, devoted companion. And he is entitled to the privilege of having her.
He became the daughter he wanted.
littlebiscuits said:
Question is, what cosmic karma debt did "Crystal" owe that led to her having Da Chris'tard for a boyfriend/brother/father?
LordCustos3 said:
....this is why we have to pray that the cwcsicle rendered him sterile.
littlebiscuits said:
If IT ever spawns, I declare Exterminatus on the entire state of Virginia.
Not a single molecule must survive.
Re: Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
what ever creature who carries his horrid spawn monster will probably immediately sacrifice the offspring to whatever dark god she worships.
what ever creature who carries his horrid spawn monster will probably immediately sacrifice the offspring to whatever dark god she worships.
Because he's autistic, and he believes that having a daughter not only will prove that he's straight, but it will also prove that he's a competent adult that can take care of another human being besides him... and because Emmanuel GodBearJesus told him, but since he's a twoll, maybe he was messing with chris...
I got a family member, right? Left her mother's house when she was 14 to live with relatives because she was rebellious etc etc. Literally got up and left in the middle of the night because she couldn't get her way at about 16. Moved into her former stepfather's house around 19. Started doing drugs around then and thats basically been her thing ever since. She's 42 now. Has to live in a nursing home because she's got MS and needs to rehabilitate and basically can't live anywhere else.
Recently she's been obsessing over the idea of getting her own place. Now, heres a woman who can't bathe or go to the bathroom on her own. Can't walk without serious assistance, and is on all kinds of medication but shes worried about getting her own place. Why? Because thats what she associates with being an adult. Shes had her own place. Twice. Got evicted both times for non-payment of rent. Mentally she's still a rebellious teenager who feels that everything would be perfect if she had her own place. Paying rent, utilities, actually being financially and physically independent and all the other stuff that comes with having your own place hasn't registered with her yet. She just knows that adults have their own place and thats her game plan towards getting her life back on track. Just getting a place.
Chris has a similar thing going on. Difference is, Chris stopped maturing mentally at a younger age. When your a kid, having a kid of your own seems great. You'll not only have a playmate 24/7 but you'll get to do all the things the stupid adults in your life didn't do. Like let your kid stay up all night and eat nothing but candy and all that Disney Channel shit. Most people by the time they get to about 15 or 16 are at least beginning to grasp how much responsibility a child is. It probably doesn't really hit you until your an adult and even more so once you pop out a kid of your own.
Its a similar story with Chris' desire to lose his virginity. Even though I think we exaggerate a bit, Chris has never had an off the charts libido. Sure, hes had some strange sexual kinks but thats more because of immaturity. Chris is at the sexual maturity of about an 11 or 12 year old. That age when you know that adults have sex and that that funny feeling you get in your pants has something to do with that and thats about it. Chris knows that adults have spouses, children, and sex. So he wants those things. Like my family member, the realities of what all of that entails are not known to him. He just knows he wants to be a big boy and have those things.
Of course, it could also just be that in some CWC way he wants to demonstrate how much he hates men by having a daughter and doting upon her and thus solidifying his supposed heterosexuality but thats not as fun.
TL;DR: Crystal represents the same thing that losing his virginity meant to him, maturity.
Recently she's been obsessing over the idea of getting her own place. Now, heres a woman who can't bathe or go to the bathroom on her own. Can't walk without serious assistance, and is on all kinds of medication but shes worried about getting her own place. Why? Because thats what she associates with being an adult. Shes had her own place. Twice. Got evicted both times for non-payment of rent. Mentally she's still a rebellious teenager who feels that everything would be perfect if she had her own place. Paying rent, utilities, actually being financially and physically independent and all the other stuff that comes with having your own place hasn't registered with her yet. She just knows that adults have their own place and thats her game plan towards getting her life back on track. Just getting a place.
Chris has a similar thing going on. Difference is, Chris stopped maturing mentally at a younger age. When your a kid, having a kid of your own seems great. You'll not only have a playmate 24/7 but you'll get to do all the things the stupid adults in your life didn't do. Like let your kid stay up all night and eat nothing but candy and all that Disney Channel shit. Most people by the time they get to about 15 or 16 are at least beginning to grasp how much responsibility a child is. It probably doesn't really hit you until your an adult and even more so once you pop out a kid of your own.
Its a similar story with Chris' desire to lose his virginity. Even though I think we exaggerate a bit, Chris has never had an off the charts libido. Sure, hes had some strange sexual kinks but thats more because of immaturity. Chris is at the sexual maturity of about an 11 or 12 year old. That age when you know that adults have sex and that that funny feeling you get in your pants has something to do with that and thats about it. Chris knows that adults have spouses, children, and sex. So he wants those things. Like my family member, the realities of what all of that entails are not known to him. He just knows he wants to be a big boy and have those things.
Of course, it could also just be that in some CWC way he wants to demonstrate how much he hates men by having a daughter and doting upon her and thus solidifying his supposed heterosexuality but thats not as fun.
TL;DR: Crystal represents the same thing that losing his virginity meant to him, maturity.
He wants a little girl to watch MLP with, because even the bronies reject him.
I agree with many points stated by the braintrust of the forum, though I think loneliness is probably one of the top motivators. He wants a playmate to trade Poke Mans with, and who would be a better playmate than a subservient clone of him?
Chris said he wants a daughter, but he just wants another toy he can play with (until he grows tired of it, or it "breaks" by not following his rules). Not even his own offspring would be a sentient being in his eyes. It'd be just another soulless NPC in his game - an achievement for da sex - where he's the only living thing that matters.
Chris said he wants a daughter, but he just wants another toy he can play with (until he grows tired of it, or it "breaks" by not following his rules). Not even his own offspring would be a sentient being in his eyes. It'd be just another soulless NPC in his game - an achievement for da sex - where he's the only living thing that matters.
Lefty's Revenge said:
Oh, I get that part.
What I don't get is why the nature of how "Crystal" is related to Chris changed over time.
Why did she go from being Girlfriend to Twin Sister to Daughter?
And does Chris see why these three personae MUST be discrete and separate beings to not devolve into incest/pedoforkism?
LordCustos3 said:
But that's just the thing. It isn't really important who Crystal is, as long as she remains the paragon of devotion, the sweet, kind, caring woman he has always wanted. Chris will never understand why blurring the lines between those relationships is wrong.
Because she was named after the illustrious metal, brother!
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IF Chris ended up getting a son instead
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