Why do American conservatives obsess over a 2nd Civil War? -

[Rand /pol/]

There are three threads on this subforum alone talking about a hypothetical 2nd civil war. There have been dozens of books written about a 2nd civil war. Nearly every weapons forum I've ever lurked on regularly has threads about a 2nd civil war. Nearly every right wing forum (especially /pol/) I've lurked on regularly has threads about a 2nd civil war. Some conservatives threatened civil war if Trump got impeached. Why do conservatives obsess over civil war so much?

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Because they want the south to rise again(in their pants) and get a big ole black dick spanking from Daddy. Cuckservatives wanna get cucked... It's just science

 

[Bugs_Galore]

Low tier bait Rand. Try harder next time.

 

[BigTimeSamurai]

Because like the commies their ideas suck dick and they know everyone hates them and their particular flavour of autism, so with that in mind they realise that at this stage in the game the most plausible way of their ideas/visions for the future gaining any real mainstream traction is at the end of a gun point.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Not exactly conservative here, but it’s more that I know the police will take anywhere from 3 to 5 minutes and for the most part people will run away if you yell a lot. But for that one instance that it’s time to throw down, meme glock time baby if it comes down to it.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

All hail general Rand!

 

[Mage]

That's because Autists that tend to be Right want it to happen so badly that they'll be able to have a nation of their own.

 

[Shoggoth]

This may be bait, but I'll take it at least a bit seriously. While there have always been tards fantasizing about a second civil war since the first, I think that some on the conservative - constitutionalist - libertarian rainbow have taken both the 2A and historical events to their logical conclusion and realized the government is probably illegitimate, is taxing them up the nose, and has no problem painting fake targets on their backs to take them away and finish enslaving the population to live in squalor (see LA). They're right to meme that "the founding fathers would have been slotting bodies right now", so if you like the founding fathers, your only option to avoid cognitive dissonance is to get on the boogaloo train.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Because they yearn for something to do to express AMERICA FUCK YEAH feelings?

I dunno.

 

[millais]

They would like for the libtard states to secede and for the federal government to roll in and crush the insurrection

 

[Slap47]

The US south was a stratified society with a large pool of manpower that had a shared national identity to rally around.

The current south lacks that and no other part of the country has anything resembling that.

Conservatives are obsessed with a second civil war for the same reason that edgy teens want a zombie apocalypse. They don't do well in the modern world of bureaucracy and markets but believe they they'd thrive in a war-environment due to their guts and desire for glory.

 

[Pixy]

Conservatives are obsessed with a second civil war for the same reason that edgy teens want a zombie apocalypse. They don't do well in the modern world of bureaucracy and markets but believe they they'd thrive in a war-environment due to their guts and desire for glory.

Even civil wars need money to keep things going, as well as some form of governance to rule the civilians unfortunate enough to end up under their rule. Unless they can match the capabilities of a group like the LTTE (the most successful belligerent group in a 21st Century civil war), a so-called 'Second Civil War' would easily be put down by the Government of the day, Democrat, Conservative, or third-party.

Besides, everyone knows that a 'Second Civil War' is just a ruse for a Red Invasion to "protect Chinese assets".

 

[XYZpdq]

it's probably like why libs fantasize about all the borders being open and all the gibs and whatever
it's probably not really going to happen, much like that for any number of ways but if it pushes your buttons and you're not hurting anybody whatever

 

[PepsiCow]

Probably bait as others have said, but its just a way we jerk eachother off to be completely honest.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

The US south was a stratified society with a large pool of manpower that had a shared national identity to rally around.

The current south lacks that and no other part of the country has anything resembling that.

Conservatives are obsessed with a second civil war for the same reason that edgy teens want a zombie apocalypse. They don't do well in the modern world of bureaucracy and markets but believe they they'd thrive in a war-environment due to their guts and desire for glory.

As much as I would love to see the Marxists and other extreme leftists get their shit kicked in like the maggots they are, it would unwise to kickstart a civil war without proper backing. Any conservative unironically wanting a civil war is an idiot. Unlike in 1861, America has many more enemies that wouldn't mind taking advantage of the chaos to dismantle the country internally and internationally.

 

[.Woody]

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

From time to time the tee of liberty needs to be watered with the menstrual fluids of radfems and wrung from the manpons of troons.

 

[Recoil]

Because a civil war would temporarily legalize the mass murder of leftists

 

[Niggernerd]

Like libtards they have circle jerks and are larping fags.

 

[edboy]

Lterally every retard that's obsessed with politics thinks a civil war will happen. they don't realize that most Americans don't give a shit about petty internet politics. They just wanna come home from work, drink, and watch TV/Netflix.