Why Do Children's Book Authors go for older women? -

[8777BB5]

One thing I've noticed about a lot of dating/married succesfull Children's book authors (like Dr. Seuss, Michael Ende and Dav Pilkey) is that in a lot of cases the woman tends to be significantly older (usually by eight years). I've often wondered the reason for this. Is it because they want a more maternal figure than a wife? Is it because like Ben Franklin they love MILFs? Or could it be an older figure is more impressed with their knowledge/prowess?

 

[Lemmingwise]

Low testosterone?

 

[Slap47]

8

Haven't been an adult for long but isn't the "woah, thats abit weird" date something like a 20 years difference?

 

[8777BB5]

Haven't been an adult for long but isn't the "woah, thats abit weird" date something like a 20 years difference?

Generally anything above five years is seen as a bit weird with the weirdest starting after ten years.

 

[Princess Peaches]

Maybe they get married late in life? When you're past 30 those are the only ones to go for.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

They're deeply insecure closet chomos who need to find some desperate beard to legitimize their presence around children.

 

[ES 195]

Seems like it's because they both like kids so when women hit the baby-rabies phase the best ones to go for are the men who really want to be good fathers.

 

[UQ 770]

Generally anything above five years is seen as a bit weird with the weirdest starting after ten years.

Is five years really that big of a difference? At least settle on something like 10 or 12.

 

[imperial]

What a weird thing to notice. Do you notice this pattern in male directors and business owners as well? Genuinely curious.

 

[PL 001]

Generally anything above five years is seen as a bit weird with the weirdest starting after ten years.

So say we have a 35 year old dating a 30 year old. Jesus! Better get the cops involved! We've got a cradle robbing pedofork on our hands!

A five year age gap in dating is hardly something I'd call strange or weird.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Who the fuck cares about children's book authors enough to research the age of their wives?

 

[UQ 770]

Who the fuck cares about children's book authors enough to research the age of their wives?

The weirdo who made this thread, apparently. But I have the same question.

 

[Bum Driller]

It's been said that the women in their forties and fifties are both the most sexually active and sexually experienced, so perhaps they are just looking for a quality in sex-life?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

OP, just because you're a weird old lady doesn't mean you're gonna land the next Dr. Seuss.

 

[Azafran90]

This is one weirdly specific fixation with a very specific genre of authors...

 

[CumDumpster]

I take it these authors post on /ss/ board of any "chan" that has one.

 

[Surf and TERF]

This is a bad thread.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

older women are objectively superior

t. my soft spot for older women

 

[AF 802]

Children's book authors are all pedarests anyway, so why have kids when you can just fondle Stevie?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Boy you all are some stupid fucks.

The reason is obvious. Men who enjoy writing children’s fiction are children at heart and thus look for a mate who can also act like a “mommy” to them.