Why do people follow me, and what does it do -

[Gone Ham]

I don’t post good content, I just sperg out. And what exactly does it do anyway

 

[The Real SVP]

It makes their little bell light up when you post something.

 

[No Exit]

It lets them track every shitty post you make.
It actually does nothing.

 

[Dyn]

They're trying to dox you.

 

[SIGSEGV]

No clue, I turned off the new follower notification ages ago.

 

[Lunete]

They're stalking you. ❤

 

[draggs]

They want your tender virgin sphincter

 

[Just A Butt]

stuff like this is probably why