Why do we love TJChurch so much? -

[KingofManga420]

OUR HERO

There's so much to talk about concerning TJ and I definitely think we should have a separate thread like this one to talk about his traits and all of his many charming, redeeming features. He may never get his thread taken down, but maybe he'll have more luck with this one.

Personally, I think the guy's just swell because of how he never gives up in the face of oblivion and stares kiwis in the face unflinchingly with his signature grin.

Why don't we list all the reasons he warms the cockles of our heart and see if maybe we can get him to branch out and explore our forum a bit more, see that we aren't such bad people.

 

[Dr. Meme]

because he's only interested in the TRUE FACTS™.

 

[Dr. Mario]

We do?

 

[BT 075]

He has 1300+ negative ratings, I'm pretty sure we don't.

 

[Arkangel]

TJ is a cool guy and a true friend who needs your love and support right now. Don't abandon him!

 

[A Random]

He has 1300+ negative ratings, I'm pretty sure we don't.

You guys could take a joke, you know.

 

[Dr. Mario]

You guys could take a joke, you know.

 

[KingofManga420]

He has 1300+ negative ratings, I'm pretty sure we don't.

It's called tough love Satan, something you should know

 

[Chuggernaut]

OP needs more slashes, ampersands and interrobangs.

 

[RequiredName]

He doesn't discriminate against moderator status.

 

[Joan Nyan]

He has such a nice smile, I'd kill for teeth like his.

 

[exball]

He's the only person to have ever defeated Mylar.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I like how he's committed almost every Logical Fallacy that exists in the span of about a week and a half.

 

[Burned Man]

Before I found TJ I was just a vagabond living in a state park but since I've seen the teeth and their infinite compassion for us I just wanted to preach his word.
YmenE 33:4-6
"For the word of TJChurch is right and true; he is faithful in all he does. TJChurch loves righteousness and justice; the board is full of his unfailing logic. By the word of TJChurch were the arguments made, their starry truth by the breath of his genius."

He is selfless and will stop at nothing to keep the thread alive for our amusement even it impacts his future employment or relationships or whatever his reasons were.

 

[The Joker]

TJ, is so smart and handsome, how can a girl like me not love him? I just wish that I was smart enough to read what he says.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'm just a half-wit chump, but his tenacity is, for me, inspiration that is hard to come by.

 

[klystron]

He has 1300+ negative ratings, I'm pretty sure we don't.

That's because we are too dumb to understand him.

He has such a nice smile, I'd kill for teeth like his.

It's not the killing that gets you teeth like his, but the eating of the corpses.

 

[Kitlen]

I think TJ is a pretty cool guy. Eh writes smut and doesn't afraid of anything.

Edit: This song actually came up on my Pandora, unfortunately I can't really read but I found the lyrics and managed to copy all these symbol-thingies. I made the ones I think are important all thick (mind you, I can't read, so I'm just taking a shot in the dark here).

TJ-senpai, is this your song?

"Smile"

You're better than the best
I'm lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler than the flip-side of my pillow (that's right)
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me
It lets me know that it's okay (yeah, it's okay)
And the moments when my good times start to fade

[Chorus:]
You make me smile like the sun,
Fall outta bed
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my head
Spin like a record,
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool,
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Oh, you make me smile

Even when you're gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking through the sidewalk crack
And just like that
You steal away the rain
And just like that

[Chorus]

Don't know how I lived without you
'Cause every time that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile

You make me dance like a fool,
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Oh, you make me smile

[Chorus]

(Oh, you make me smile)
Oh, you make me smile
(Oh, you make me smile)
Oh, you make me smile

 

[The Joker]

I think TJ is a pretty cool guy. Eh writes smut and doesn't afraid of anything.

Edit: This song actually came up on my Pandora, unfortunately I can't really read but I found the lyrics and managed to copy all these symbol-thingies. I made the ones I think are important all thick (mind you, I can't read, so I'm just taking a shot in the dark here).

TJ-senpai, is this your song?

"Smile"

You're better than the best
I'm lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler than the flip-side of my pillow (that's right)
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me
It lets me know that it's okay (yeah, it's okay)
And the moments when my good times start to fade

[Chorus:]
You make me smile like the sun,
Fall outta bed
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my head
Spin like a record,
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool,
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Oh, you make me smile

Even when you're gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking through the sidewalk crack
And just like that
You steal away the rain
And just like that

[Chorus]

Don't know how I lived without you
'Cause every time that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile

You make me dance like a fool,
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Oh, you make me smile

[Chorus]

(Oh, you make me smile)
Oh, you make me smile
(Oh, you make me smile)
Oh, you make me smile

I had. Boyfriend who used to sing this song to me when he would perform at the bar he sang at. You make me love TJ even more.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Because I read Chekhov and think, "Oh, things might turn out well for the peasants this time."