Why Do You Post on Kiwi Farms? - DEEP THOTS

[bearycool]

There is a reason we all post here: from one end, we have pure, sheer superficial enjoyment of mocking others; and yet, we have some form of connections with others that, perchance, we hardly understand.

There is a reason why you are here: whether you consciously understand it-- or not. You are here, you post, you contemplate the existence of others in comparison to yourself.

So: why are you here, and why do you post? What machinations set off the tide of thoughts and feelings that make you yearn to post?

Simply: Why do you post on here continuously?

 

[TendieGremlin]

Because people here are slightly less retarded than your average Intenet user. Slightly.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

All the other fun websites on the internet either got shut down or became completely homosexual.

I just want to say zany things. It's not like I mean most of it.

 

[MemeGrey]

Because people here are slightly more retarded than your average internet user. Slightly.

 

[TenMilesWide]

It's fast, it's easy, and it's free. I'd be a fool not to.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Imagine trying to intellectualize posting on some stupid forum filled with fat people.

 

[Maskull]

I post here because I'm a big dumb faggot just like OP.

 

[Ligoskj]

There are no objectively good web-forums anywhere nowadays. KiwiFarms is just a lesser evil choice, even if people mostly should remain anonymous here.

 

[bearycool]

Imagine trying to intellectualize posting on some stupid forum filled with fat people.

Can you represent that imagination that you have for us?

 

[Tour of Italy]

Because I hate myself and want to die and this is the next best thing short of pulling the trigger.

 

[Jozef]

I originally made an account when this was the CWCki Forums (and I was on the original CWCki forum that this one replaced), but now I like that this is seemingly the last place on the entire internet that actually has privacy and freedom of speech.

 

[D_Tractor]

Just to dox niggers. I would never commit a hate crime personally myself but...

 

[Freebirth Toad]

Because it's fun

Do I need a better reason?

 

[bearycool]

Because it's fun

Do I need a better reason?

You don't.

Hence why I'm still here.

 

[Ligoskj]

Imagine trying to intellectualize posting on some stupid forum filled with fat people

Wasn't the Deep Thoughts section made specifically for this, though?

 

[sperginity]

pure, sheer superficial enjoyment of mocking others

yes

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I like the way forums work, I love weirdos, and it's fun.

 

[Austrian Conscript 1915]

I enjoy arguing with other people, the majority of posts I make are trying to provoke arguments

 

[bearycool]

I enjoy arguing with other people, the majority of posts I make are trying to provoke arguments

Honestly, this is why I am here: I desire for argument and the words that humans give out in this Forum. Whether you agree with me or not, there is an subtle intelligence to the people that argument on here.

They strive to learn, even if it's in complete mockery of another person.

I have been on here for 5 years because everyone has an interesting, twisted story to tell. I want to continue to be here to understand it at all.

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

It's much cheaper than therapy.