Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give him? -

[NEET]

My life situation is very similar to Chris' life(except autism) and i would love it if thousands of trolls and haters would give me the attention i don't get in my life.
Why doesn't Chris come and talk to us when he's bored?
He could like counter-troll us by saying something stupid or upload a video and then laugh at us when we take his bait.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

Hi Anna!

 

[BT 075]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

Hi Anna!

Dude it's obviously Tom Cruise.

 

[The Dude]

Hi Anna!

Dude it's obviously Tom Cruise.

Anna is Tom Cruise? Mind = blown!



In all seriousness, who in their right mind would want to invite trolls into their lives? Seeking negative attention for the sake of getting ANY attention is not healthy. If you're that desperate for attention then you need to find some friends to spend time with instead of begging for trolls to make you the new Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

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When it comes down to it, Chris only wants attention from a few select people in his tiny little world bubble, and even then only if these select people shower him with praise and never say anything negative to him. The one thing the trolls trolls have done for him is give him a prefabricated excuse for his life being crap, it's not true of course but it allows him to maintain his denial.

That said, if the trolling never happened, he's still come up with excuses and reasons why nothing's his fault; probably the whole Snyder/Megan thing... that shit went down without any interference from the trolls.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Brother, Chris only wants good attention from boyfriend-free galpals who he can get china from or make into sweethearts from the ground up.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

My life situation is very similar to Chris' life(except autism) and i would love it if thousands of trolls and haters would give me the attention i don't get in my life.
Why doesn't Chris come and talk to us when he's bored?
He could like counter-troll us by saying something stupid or upload a video and then laugh at us when we take his bait.

There are no trolls here.

 

[The Dude]

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My life situation is very similar to Chris' life(except autism) and i would love it if thousands of trolls and haters would give me the attention i don't get in my life.
Why doesn't Chris come and talk to us when he's bored?
He could like counter-troll us by saying something stupid or upload a video and then laugh at us when we take his bait.

There are no trolls here.

I prefer the term "Under-bridge Dweller".

 

[milkshark]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

Chris has certain attitudes about subjects that largely inform his decisions. He brought his presence to the internet to attain fame and fortune with Sonichu, and instead he was mocked on ED. His online attitude was quickly forged to detest anyone who doesn't kiss his ass, while simultaneously trying to continue to sell off Sonichu for max profit and build his fanbase. So in Chris' mind, there are 2 kinds of people online:

1. Sonichu fanz
2. Trolls

 

[Some JERK]

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Many people subscribe to your "any attention is good attention" philosophy. You can generally find these people in a strip-club, both on the pole and in the audience.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

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Simple. He needs a scapegoat to blame for his problems, so he blames the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies™. In reality, it's his fault, for refusing to grow the fuck up and having an overinflated ego.

 

[LordCustos3]

What he wants, why he wants it and why he'll never get it.

My life situation is very similar to Chris' life(except autism) and i would love it if thousands of trolls and haters would give me the attention i don't get in my life.
Why doesn't Chris come and talk to us when he's bored?
He could like counter-troll us by saying something stupid or upload a video and then laugh at us when we take his bait.

He does want attention....he wants praise. The difference is important. If he had his way, the only attention he'd receive would be gentle asspats and intense cocksucklings.
He doesn't get those because he has done nothing to deserve them ; and he hasn't sussed that

• * being a sexist creep doesn't make you interesting to women, therefore no women praise his "sensitivity"
  * being a grubby hobo marinating in his own BO doesn't make you sexy, therefore no-one praises his "sexiness."
  * being a effeminate coward doesn't make you seem intimidating, therefore no-one praises his fearful "power" or "strength"
  * being a worse writer than Gloria Tesch doesn't make you a literary genius, therefore no-one praises his "way with words"
  * being a worse artist than ADF doesn't make you the reincarnation of Michaelangelo, therefore no-one praises his "brilliant hand-drawn artwork"
  * being a cross-dressing homophobe makes you equally hated by both the pro-LBGT and anti-LBGT factions, therefore no "allies" praise his stance on gay issues.

etc, etc, et-fucking-cetera.

 

[rocket]

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Most people don't like being around people who make fun of them. I wouldn't hang out in an environment dedicated to how weird I am, either.

I know there are a lot of posters here who really would like to see Chris wake up and join the real world, but I kinda have to roll my eyes at people who suggest this forum exists to help him and not laugh at him.

 

[spaps]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

I think you'd hate it too if you kept getting calls from some 13 year-olds screaming JULAY.

 

[LordCustos3]

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Most people don't like being around people who make fun of them. I wouldn't hang out in an environment dedicated to how weird I am, either.

I know there are a lot of posters here who really would like to see Chris wake up and join the real world, but I kinda have to roll my eyes at people who suggest this forum exists to help him and not laugh at him.

It doesn't exist to either help or hurt him. Overall, though, I think we are 99% neutral and 1% helpful. Think of how some of us tried to convince Anna to convince Chris'tard to take Barb to the hospital.
Granted, the amount of good that comes from that is entirely dependent on Our Pet Lolcow himself.
Only HE can help himself, it is out of our hands.

We are kinda like Uatu the Watcher. We have a strict policy of non-interference; which we occasionally break because our conscience bothers us.

Except we have none of Uatu's superpowers and our "interference" is extremely quiet and long distance.

 

[CatParty]

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Chris wants the trolls attention to elicit pity and sympathy which he confuses with positive reinforcement.
Now, from what I have experienced of these forums, there is no one here who wants him to do bad.
Most of the conversations I've noticed have been a mix of snarky comments and helpful advice. If he were to somehow someway someday ever get his shit together, there wouldn't be need for discussion. At this point, he is so tragic, that you have to giggle sometimes or else you go nuts.

 

[Zim]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

Chris wants the trolls attention to elicit pity and sympathy which he confuses with positive reinforcement.
Now, from what I have experienced of these forums, there is no one here who wants him to do bad.
Most of the conversations I've noticed have been a mix of snarky comments and helpful advice. If he were to somehow someway someday ever get his shit together, there wouldn't be need for discussion. At this point, he is so tragic, that you have to giggle sometimes or else you go nuts.

Exactly. Everything that is Chris is defined by trolls right now. They give him the extra little boost to continue in his lazy ways and when he fails at something they give him the excuse he needs. Even if the trolls stopped everything he'd still blame them because that's just how he operates. He'll curse the trolls long after they stop and in his mind they'll be the primary source of his misery until he goes to that giant q-sand in the sky.

Trolls are not the villain Chris wants but they are the villain he needs!

 

[HandBanana]

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So Chris is Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable? Except change superhero to villain.

 

[QI 541]

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Chris gets extremely stressed out whenever he sees something negative said about himself. Much more than a normal person would.

 

[Niachu]

Re: Why does Chris hates the trolls and attention they give

I would recommend resembling Chris as little as possible by making something of yourself.