Why does Chris have blond hair now? -

[Mourning Dove]

When Chris was growing up he had brown hair. But since he went tomgirl recently, his hair has been blond. Why is this? Did his hair naturally become lighter over time? Or did Chris shoddily try to dye/bleach his hair? Or perhaps his lifestyle is so atrocious that his hair has thinned enough to appear blond?

Let's speculate. We're good at that.

 

[CatParty]

well, whats left of it isn't blonde.
but it has to do with tomgirl and whatever retarded autistic reason he must've had. like changing his appearance to hide from trolls

 

[HandBanana]

Bleach or at least an autistic's approach at bleaching. If you look at his blonde pictures you can see his shit brown roots near the base of his head.

 

[CatParty]

whoever was bleaching it did a terrible job because it only expedited his natural balding

 

[Fibonacci]

Bleach or at least an autistic's approach at bleaching. If you look at his blonde pictures you can see his shit brown roots near the base of his head.

Yeah. It isn't naturally blonde. It is quite literally dirty blonde, and you can thank the Walmart hair salon and poor hygiene for its appearance.

 

[Lil]

CWC's not a true and honest blonde

 

[pickleniggo]

whoever was bleaching it did a terrible job because it only expedited his natural balding

Well, he got it done at Walmart....

 

[Sakamoto]

whoever was bleaching it did a terrible job because it only expedited his natural balding

Well, he got it done at Walmart....

The Manajerk instructed them to do a bad job because she is part of the troll conspiracy with Snyder, Megan and MLW.

 

[registereduser]

He probably tried to dye his hair with box blonde hair dye, which can lighten your hair, but doesn't actually make it blonde-blonde, and usually just makes it look like shit.

 

[pickleniggo]

The Manajerk instructed them to do a bad job because she is part of the troll conspiracy with Snyder, Megan and MLW.

The poor woman who did his hair was probably so terrified of him that she purposely fucked up his hair so he'd go bald and never return.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I for one look forward to black haired emo Chris. Chicks dig emo trannies who listen to Katy Perry.

 

[Bridechu]

I for one look forward to black haired emo Chris. Chicks dig emo trannies who listen to Katy Perry.

Chris would be a dead ringer for Emo Dad.

At least he scored some awesome high school china, though.

 

[Meeko]

He'd probably look better if he did it himself. Man, that poor hair stylist. Could you imagine having to wash and run your fingers through hair like that? There's probably enough grease and dandruff to where the bugs in his house could build pueblo-style dwellings on his head.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

To throw the weens off his trail.

 

[Stuff and Things]

He'd probably look better if he did it himself. Man, that poor hair stylist. Could you imagine having to wash and run your fingers through hair like that? There's probably enough grease and dandruff to where the bugs in his house could build pueblo-style dwellings on his head.

He'd look better less uglier if he had short hair >.< i still can't understand why the fuck does he wants to keep his +50 years old lady hair...

 

[cheersensei]

Speaking for someone who's been in that sort of work:

It's either a poor job from a fresh out of beauty school worker who happened to score work at GreatClips or similar chain salon you see in WalMart or an at home job. My money is on the home job, as getting color done at most chain salons start at $40 and higher, depending upon where you go, and how many colors you get. It's easy just to grab a $10 of color off the shelf, look at the comparison and say "Hmm..I think this will work."

If I were still a professional, I would've bulked up on the rubber gloves. He screams filthy, possibly carrying some sort of parasite or disease. Barbicide can only clean tools so far. (A bit , I'm afraid)

Also, it just occurred to me that even with normal hair, Chris's appears to be greasier than most. If he hadn't shampooed well a few days before applying the color, it wouldn't take as well. And with the lack of color safe shampoo he uses (if ever), it wouldn't likely last either. Hair color is a shampoo based product, and it was probably the cleanest his hair came if/when he had it done.

 

[CatParty]

just imagine if she accidentally brushed up on him while doing his hair and he thinks she is coming on to him...

 

[Male]

Chris obviously didn't realise that picking a bright color for his hair only makes his original dark roots more visible

 

[LordCustos3]

Here's what I think the (derailed) train of thought is:

1) OPL has no fun.
2) OPL heard that Blondes have more fun.
3) OPL became Blonde.


tl;dr version: Derptism.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Here's what I think the (derailed) train of thought is:

1) OPL has no fun.
2) OPL heard that Blondes have more fun.
3) OPL became Blonde.


tl;dr version: Derptism.

I always just assumed it was because his favorite girls are blondes (IE, Tiffany Gowen, Ms. Sanford, and Brittney Spears.) Ergo, Chris had to become blonde.

Although I think he would have looked better as a ginger.