Off-Topic Why doesn't Phil have a gofundme - Other tranny autists do

[An Ghost]

we've all seen tranny and autistic individuals ebeg around the web. Even looking at the friends who like Phil's posts most of them have their own gofundme for surgery/housing/too surgery/ I saw one for car repairs. Phoenix Flame had 4 ebegging pages including an Iamtotallydesperate. Nobody would donate but I'm sure one of his asspatters would at least suggest it, many of them having felt homelessness themselves (as many tra.nsexual or gay individuals unfortunately). Why doesn't Phil have a gofundme or other ebegging site?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Because he didn't get the idea until you posted this thread
(and probably because he doesn't understand that non physical money is still money because he is a middle aged mentally disabled man)

 

[Positron]

He had one for laser hair removal, but it failed

 

[Ntwadumela]

Because he's a dirty, homeless, autistic faketranny who shits on Holocaust memorials and beat his own mother.
I thought it was pretty obvious.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

He had one for laser hair removal, but it failed

Turns out all he needed to do was wait.

 

[Antagone]

probably because you need a bank account for the donations to go through, and if he starts getting periodic deposits from something else in various amounts he'll have to justify it to the tugboat commission and jeopardize that, and he doesn't trust/have in his life anyone with an account he could have it deposited into, at least that'd be my guess.

 

[Mogambo]

As mentioned above, he did have one for laser hair removal and it failed. I'm sure that still makes him salty. I'm sure he thought his asspatters would rush to his aid and give him tons of free money he could mooch off of, because, you know, nobody has money like those SJWs. LOL.

That said, I'm pretty sure Phil would want immediate (and physical) gratification. No, not like that, I mean, I'd think he'd prefer just getting a cash handout over having it directly deposited in his account. That way he can start wasting it on pizza and shifty tattoos right away!

 

[Ravenor]

Mostly because when his last one failed he lost intrest (an access to the GFM page), he's dimmly aware that he's not got a lot of genuine friends and the result would be a bigger failure than the last time and he doesn't want to give us the opportunity to laugh at him again.

Seriously the Phil we have seen in the last few weeks is a Phil that's actively trying to not embarrass himself.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Didn't he mention starting a new one to buy a bike back around April? I just remember him saying he was going to start it after Easter and was eagerly awaiting seeing another spectacular failure.

 

[Ravenor]

Didn't he mention starting a new one to buy a bike back around April? I just remember him saying he was going to start it after Easter and was eagerly awaiting seeing another spectacular failure.

Yea he wanted one for a bike but he privately called it off, He knows no one will donate to it.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

He'll need a reason to make one. I'd say take a pick as to what he'll be needing the money for. Of course, he might resort to it after the 'tismbux dry up.