Why don't superheroes carry a spare mask? -

[Quantum Diabetes]

Or at least incorporate snaps or a little bit of velcro into the whole deal. It would buy them a few seconds.

Besides, wouldn't you suspect someone of being a super by the constant gold bond and ass sweat spandexy smell anyways?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Why do Super Heroes even have a secret identity in the first place?

Like what are they going to do to you Bruce your whole family is already dead

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Why do Super Heroes even have a secret identity in the first place?

because the whole genre is just a collection of retarded tropes.

 

[Absolutego]

Because it's a simplistic empowerment fantasy originally meant to sell bubblegum to children.

 

[Bad Gateway]

No pockets.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Why do Super Heroes even have a secret identity in the first place?

Like what are they going to do to you Bruce your whole family is already dead

Well Bruce Wayne needs it because having a CEO beating up people in a bat costume is pretty fucked up.

Superman needs it so he can buy milk and do his job.

Wonder Woman is either a U.N rep or hiding because she wants to interact with the world.

In general Marvel superheroes usually don't have secret identities.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Well Bruce Wayne needs it because having a CEO beating up people in a bat costume is pretty fucked up.

He works with a commissioner right? It seems like it would be pretty easy to make it legal if it isn't already and he doesn't really care how the company does it just kinda exists to help him fight crime.

Superman needs it so he can buy milk and do his job.

He can be a reporter without a secret identity. Like why wouldn't he be able to do that? It might be annoying to have fans but he can just send Jimmy Olsen out or whatever to get milk. It seems like it would be much easier than living an entire double life.

Besides these don't give any weight to the secret identity. Like "Oh No Batman has been unmasked by the Joker! Now the Joker can...uh...do nothing since even his dog fights crime"

Wonder Woman is either a U.N rep or hiding because she wants to interact with the world.

Nobody actually cares about wonder woman she just exists so that superhero groups can have a chick. I didn't even know she had a secret identity.

 

[KingofNothing]

Pfft, who needs a spare mask? Idiots that can't hold on to their original mask, that's who.

He works with a commissioner right? It seems like it would be pretty easy to make it legal if it isn't already and he doesn't really care how the company does it just kinda exists to help him fight crime.

Yes, but Bruce would also have a problem with throwing money at the law to personally make it better for him

He can be a reporter without a secret identity. Like why wouldn't he be able to do that? It might be annoying to have fans but he can just send Jimmy Olsen out or whatever to get milk. It seems like it would be much easier than living an entire double life.

He genuinely likes living as an average joe, which is a bit hard to do if everyone knows where he lives and works.

 

[Furret]

Because they're not very smart.