Why don't the police just pepper spray their leg? -

[Quantum Diabetes]

Or keep shooting the knives out of their hands. I saw it in a videogame or cartoon so I know it's real.

 

[Wingnut]

Because that's racist, we need a social worker.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Add some assault and ya got a nice meal.

 

[DumbDude42]

why dont the cops just teleport behind the bad guy and take away his gun from there?

 

[Oliveoil]

I think we should continue this thread with example of shooting the leg, in the air or any other bullshit the left proposes will not work. Let me put mine in the pot

and who can forget

Anyway.
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