why i haven't been uploading weigh in day 001 - MUH MENTALZ - 04/21/2021

[Hamberlard Raid]

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TL;DR

• muh mentalz is bad
• muh depresshun is makeen me not put on makeup!!!
• it is YOUR FAULT for pointeen out mah faileen liver and john-dice
• will start doeen livestreams!!!
• will start doeen more weigh-ins!!!
• will start talkeen about more sirius topics!!!
• weigh-in: 544.0 elbees

Hamberlard review: 2/10. Really? Just go watch Chantal or Amy or something.

 

[ADHD]

Nice clickbait-y thumbnail, Amber.

I haven't watched it yet, but I'm going to guess MUH MENTALS will make an appearance in her list of excuses.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Save yourself the hassle- she rambles on about her face with no makeup and then doesn’t weigh herself but says her supposed weight. The video should be reported for being misleading!

 

[mythical mother]

Nice clickbait-y thumbnail, Amber.

I haven't watched it yet, but I'm going to guess MUH MENTALS will make an appearance in her list of excuses.

She doesn’t pick her own thumbnails, she lets YouTube do it! Stop bullyeen her!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

9 & a half minutes to say what could have been said in 2 minutes - nothing new there.

Are we supposed to equate 'bare faced' with being forthright?

She talks about crying but it's okay or cool or something because they're just "natural tears"; what, as opposed to fake ones?

She's completely missing the mark when it comes to comments about her skin - people are appalled at how it reflects her apparent lack of concern for her HEALTH.
544 lbs. is a BMI of 96.4 if her height is 5'3".

 

[krazy orange cat]

Instead of watching Amber's video, pick out a better thumbnail for her (or play "guess what she was saying in each image")

Image from every 30th frame of the video

 

[Owlflaps]

Same excuses, different day, more pounds being put on her frame. Please let this bitch get cancer again, I'm bored.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Oh my god son as she started up about not wearing makeup and crying it was nails on chalk board annoying. No thanks lynn.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Summary:

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are we supposed to equate 'bare faced' with being forthright?

A subtle, but effective marketing technique. She doesn't understand this intellectually, because she's a moron, but something innate for narcs/manipulators.

She talks about crying but it's okay or cool or something because they're just "natural tears"; what, as opposed to fake ones?

All her tears are fake.

 

[YOUR MOM]

Is she ever going to stop pretending she's trying to lose weight? I wish she'd just eat herself into bed permanently.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

"Waaahh! I've been not uploading and not letting haydurs get to me, but I'm still depressed!!"

 

[gampboonerisms]

SITTING in the bathroom? ok? did she have to "keep this away from becky" or not record in her usual spot cause becky was sleeping and amber's voice travels? could she possibly be embarassed about the time of day she's filming? so many questions

what is she even sitting on? scooty sitter?

 

[lymphadainty]

After Chantal showed her pancake tits the only way ALR can retake the deathfat throne is to show laygs

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Is she ever going to stop pretending she's trying to lose weight? I wish she'd just eat herself into bed permanently.

I'm waiting for the lymphedema pus to bond the bedsheets to her bulbous legs each morning when she wakes up.

 

[FatalTater]

I just assumed she hadn't uploaded because she realized no one cares.

Should have known that wouldn't stop her.

 

[marjoram]

Nine plus minutes of the Amber Ramble where she says nothing of substance. Big Al has entered some alternate reality where she can indeed be more boring than her usual 100% boring. Or some quantum quark level boringness. I dunno, she's just really fucking boring. And fat.

 

[Red Mask]

Meh. Same old. Not long until the end of the months, so she needs more COINZ.

 

[evelynhopewell]

Amber is the worst manipulator of all time. I can't wait for a health scare to bankrupt her.

 

[Niggernerd]

Her mentalz is suffocating from all of that fat