why i haven't been uploading weigh in day 001 - MUH MENTALZ - 04/21/2021

Hamberlard Raid

Big ups Liquid Shartal
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TL;DR
  • muh mentalz is bad
  • muh depresshun is makeen me not put on makeup!!!
  • it is YOUR FAULT for pointeen out mah faileen liver and john-dice
  • will start doeen livestreams!!!
  • will start doeen more weigh-ins!!!
  • will start talkeen about more sirius topics!!!
  • weigh-in: 544.0 elbees
Hamberlard review: 2/10. Really? Just go watch Chantal or Amy or something.
 
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DefCon Dumb

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9 & a half minutes to say what could have been said in 2 minutes - nothing new there.

Are we supposed to equate 'bare faced' with being forthright?

She talks about crying but it's okay or cool or something because they're just "natural tears"; what, as opposed to fake ones?

She's completely missing the mark when it comes to comments about her skin - people are appalled at how it reflects her apparent lack of concern for her HEALTH.
544 lbs. is a BMI of 96.4 if her height is 5'3".
 

Diet Coke 4 Life

When I peek, it is in the line of duty.
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Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Are we supposed to equate 'bare faced' with being forthright?
A subtle, but effective marketing technique. She doesn't understand this intellectually, because she's a moron, but something innate for narcs/manipulators.

She talks about crying but it's okay or cool or something because they're just "natural tears"; what, as opposed to fake ones?

All her tears are fake.
 

gampboonerisms

#79,383 (editor's note: what the fucking fuck?!)
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SITTING in the bathroom? ok? did she have to "keep this away from becky" or not record in her usual spot cause becky was sleeping and amber's voice travels? could she possibly be embarassed about the time of day she's filming? so many questions

what is she even sitting on? scooty sitter?
 

marjoram

Ainsi sera groigne qui groigne
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Nine plus minutes of the Amber Ramble where she says nothing of substance. Big Al has entered some alternate reality where she can indeed be more boring than her usual 100% boring. Or some quantum quark level boringness. I dunno, she's just really fucking boring. And fat.
 

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