A weigh-in for her would be pointless anyway. It would make a minuscule, if any, difference given her current health and weight. She's basically dead (wo)man walking at this point. A freak show if you would.
That salmon could've been smoked salmon or salmon sushi. I really love salmon; especially as smoked salmon or as sushi (better yet, both for me). That salmon could've been a fine culinary masterpiece. Instead, it died just to be eaten without much thought into it.