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  • needs to do grocery shopping for a "friends moment"
  • in a weird, funky mood
  • went to Kroger, not going to show us the food
  • now she can put away groceries and cook without sitteen
  • she wants to put away groceries WITH THE QUICKNESS
  • got a bunch of vegetables and brown rice, healthy frozen dinners, but she will not show us though
  • for the little situation: fruit tray, vegetable tray, chips and dip, Beggy is making pizza rolls
  • got more Christmas presents in the mail, got a tripod (the wrong one, wanted a handheld tripod)
  • she "done-did opened all of the packageen"
  • she has a macbook PRO, three chargers broke already
  • got a children's Christmas colouring book
  • bought a purse for a friend
  • got something for herself, a purse backpack (omfg I can only imagine what it would look like on her)
  • making fresh salmon for the first time ever
  • puts Pam spray on tin foil
  • she is so proud she bought fish from the store
  • she is scared to touch the salmon (so Becky tops then)
  • adds a metric fuckton of garlic salt, onion powder, black pepper, a fucking fish died for this
  • puts Pam spray on top of the fish
  • she is confused that she likes fresh fish
  • watched the Grudge 2, Beggy looks checked the fuck out
  • did not vlog any of the partee
  • scratched her sclera because she is allergic to her cats
  • eating pasta after fasting for 20 hours
  • wants to show us a bite of her pasta because she thinks it is satisfying
  • more feeder fodder
  • Amberlynn wants to eat three meals a day "to feel satiated"
  • Amberlynn is scared of thawing chicken
  • She interrogates Beggy
  • This video is giving me Krystle era vibes because of how forced it is
  • Beggy looks sedated
    • something about off brand rice, she plays dumb
    • something about Gordon Ramsay ads, she plays dumb
    • "why don't you do a weigh in to prove you are losing weight?" -- she does not want to weigh in anymore, losing three pounds for her is not an accomplishment, it is a bowel movement
    • Amber, you are a makeup hoarder because you rarely wear it -- blah blah blah, the hambeast is making false comparisons again
    • "less funny, just a fatty" FUCKING LOL
    • her laundry pile is bigger than pillow mountain
    • go vegan
    • where are your cats?
    • "100% CORRECT or I have a donkey up my ass"
    • "those eggs look so good" -- ayyygs make me nauseous
    • "does anyone else click on her videos just to dislike it?" -- I ignore the ratio boo boo
    • "each X is another 100lbs"
    • you need an eye test (diabetic retinopathy is a bitch, look it up)
    • she can walk longer than two minutes you guisssssse
    • all you do in your life is rest lol -- ummmmm, you are so wrong haydur


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LOL she sounds like she's going to cry while she's trying to eat the salmon. She shows just the skin remaining but I don't know if I believe she actually ate it all.

EDIT: She seems very off in this video, like she's on drugs, especially at the part where she's sitting at the table with Becky. Did Becky get her stoned?
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That $30 purse backpack she bought for herself is a pathetic Louis Vuitton knock off. It’s definitely not worth $30 and probably smells like death and chemicals (so like nothing to Hamber!).

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Knockoff LV monogram jfc

WHAT is she thinking? The last time this style of bag was popular, Amberlynn's parents had custody of her

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