Why is Betty White so old? -

[needs tree fitty]

99? Like what fucking right does she have to have existed for so long?

 

[Hermann the German]

I hope you die within an hour of posting this just to prove a point about negative karma.

 

[Pruto]

Because she's secretly a dog.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

She made a pact with the Devil.

 

[:gold:]

She was born a long time ago.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because she's secretly a dog.

Explains why she smells like Tommy Tooter's fingers

 

[needs tree fitty]

She was born a long time ago.

I was unaware of this. Thank you for the thoughtful answer.