Why is everybody here so rude? -

[Psyduck]

Lol ur a huge faggot

 

[Expurgate Contradictions]

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We're all a bunch of white niggers (photo relevant).

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Tits or GTFO

 

[DrainRedRain]

i am an also rudeless... keep looking, hun... you’ll find the cuddly kiwis <3

you're already one of my main fams, fam <3

i'll keep looking for more nice fams

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

You’re mistaking robust language for rudeness. The denizens of KF are the most civil to each other of any board or group I’ve ever been in.

have a think about why everywhere else on the Internet there are Things You Can’t Say but at the same time ripping each other to shreds is encouraged. What you say and how you say it are policed relentlessly. The opposite is true here. You can express whatever opinion you like, but are encouraged keep it civil with other users.

Autists often struggle to detect sarcasm and other such dry humor so your efforts to explain may be in vain

 

[419]

whats good niqqa

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

What the fuck did you just fucking post in my forum, you little newfag?? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in shitposting academy and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Tumblr, and I have over 300 confirmed nigger-word sayings. I am trained in forum warfare and I'm the top shitposter in the entire US Shitpost Squad. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will neg-rate you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling for civility over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of poasters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in posting combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Doxing Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "can't we all get along" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shitpost fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Chive Turkey]

OP upon discovering Kiwifarms:

 

[Granola Grenadine]

On a similar subject, are we not using the word filters anymore? I kind of liked the "retard-->exceptional" one, tbh.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

On a similar subject, are we not using the word filters anymore? I kind of liked the "retard-->exceptional" one, tbh.

Apparently not, retard Jew.

 

[Granola Grenadine]

Apparently not, retard Jew.

Well, milk.

(I forget at the top of my head what the other ones were, aside from what we just mentioned.)

 

[Dom Cruise]

Because the internet has gone too soft these days.

We party like it's the 2000s here, when the mentality of online communities was "can't take the heat? get out of the kitchen"

 

[Pee Cola]

Well, milk.

(I forget at the top of my head what the other ones were, aside from what we just mentioned.)

Time to celebrate with a nice big glass of Coke Zero.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Cry harder, newfag!
Also mandatory:

 

[Bender]

Well, milk.

(I forget at the top of my head what the other ones were, aside from what we just mentioned.)

Our top autists were already on the case, here's a table:

Here, I'll make and update a table.
Update 5/29: Null just removed them all (except one), likely freaking out over Trump's EO concerning 230.

The word or phrase	In action	What it's replaced with (in case it gets removed)
Amber O[anything after this doesn't matter]	Amber O	AO
archive.today	archive.md	archive.md
bamboon [Russell Greer]	bamboon	clever boy
coke zero	coke zero	BIG, BLACK DICK
hash brown(s)	hash brown	BIG, BLACK DICK
Jew | Jewish | Jews	Jew | Jewish | Jews	one of Trump's Chosen People | Trump's Chosen | Trump's Chosen People
kike | kikes	kike | kikes	one of Trump's Chosen People | Trump's Chosen People
milk | milking	milk | milking	tard cum | jerking off
Monsanto	Monsanto	Private Villa of Corrupted Crops
National Shitposting Agency	National Shitposting Agency	/baph/ with usernames
nigger | niggers	nigger | niggers	nigga | niggas
ratface | rat face [Russell Greer]	ratface	Mr. Greer
rat mouth | ratmouth [Russell Greer]	rat mouth	sexy
retard | retarded | retardation | retards	Retard | retarded | retardation | retards	exceptional individual | exceptional | exceptionalism | exceptional individuals
shitlips | shit lips[Russell Greer]	shitlips	hotlips
strokey [Russell Greer]	strokey	Mr. Greer
touch the poop | touching the poop	pozload my neghole | pozloading my neghole	pozload my neghole | pozloading my neghole
ween (and variations with a . in the middle such as w.een we.en and wee.n)	ween	I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME

 

[ninja_boi]

It sounds like you haven't accustomed yourself to kiwi culture yet.
Lurk moar, ya newfag.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

i'm a woman but thanks

excuse me what the FUCK is a w*man?

 

[mqoznwuhd]

It sounds like you haven't accustomed yourself to kiwi culture yet.
Lurk moar, ya newfag.

its been a month i get it

 

[Rhysuu]

its been a month i get it

I am going to have sex with you whether you like it or not

 

[mqoznwuhd]

I am going to have sex with you whether you like it or not

ok nvm