Science Why is Greta Thunberg so triggering for certain men? - How can a 16-year-old girl in plaits, dedicated to trying to save the planet, inspire such incandescent rage?

Pointless Pedant

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If you're actually hurling abuse at a 16 year old you should rethink your life. Even this site doesn't allow lolcow threads on minors; it's for mocking autistic manchildren, not literal autistic children.

Your anger is far better directed at politicians capitalising on the environmental crisis to increase government power.
 

Übertroon

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Normal people don't flip shit on reddit. This girl's a huge deal for some reason over on the_donald.
Because they mocked her for being a FAS face mongoloid propped up by her parents?
Because the fact that a disabled child can read science better than them and their paid oil shill friends is upsetting.
It must be because I can't read science good, but I must have missed the part where you can see CO2 with the naked eye, let's not kid ourselves here, this kid is knee deep in all the pseudo science that comes with watermelon politics
 

Azovka

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Fucking this.

Not since the French put a mentally ill teenage girl who claimed to hear the voice of God in charge of their armed forces in the 14th century, have I paused to wonder if everybody is taking crazy pills.
Actually, and forgive me for the historical sperging here, Joan of Arc never fought at all. She merely carried a banner to inspire the troupes, and mainly stayed with the “supplies” convoy, far away from any battle.

She never had any power other than that to inspire. And, the Frenchmen were pretty desperate at the time, having literally lost the throne to an English king, so any divine “sign” was welcome. Because that’s what people do, see meaning where there is none.

And that’s another thing to add, - the reason why Joan of Arc inspired the masses was because she was a herald of hope (on top of being a charismatic crazy chick that had auditory hallucinations).

Whereas Greta doesn’t preach hope or faith. She’s just the ecological equivalent of those doomsday cultists that run around yelling “abandon all hope ye who enter here”. I’ve seen her talk at the French Parliament (our National Assembly), and it was all just REeeeing about despair and how we’re all gonna die along with the planet.

Like sure, people did and still could metaphorically follow wild-eyed prophets in the desert, but she ain’t it.
 

Krimjob

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It's gonna be a fun watch though. Girl is already involved with AntiFa and that green terrorist group (forgot their name, they did shit in Sweden and UK). This is gonna end like a god damn trash fire.

Even more so as I'm knee-deep in the whole "using kids for marketing" stuff. This always ends with either rape, drug abuse or straight-up suicide. Best case scenario: she gets severe depression for the rest of her life when she becomes a has-been.

She's 16 now, so people don't demand actual solutions. The second she hits 18-20 however, people won't accept empty flufftalk.

Never seen a single person that is mad at her though. People just think it's exceptional to use a kid that is now without education, literally learns nothing about society nor responsibility, and that constantly spends time alone with rich men that are already shady as fuck.

Her mother is most likely supporting this because she's a has-been herself. Her career is essentially over and she is now using their other daughter for musical tours, while the dad is doing this whole Greta deal. Great parenting there.
 

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She really doesn't look like an average 16 year old, her vegan diet is probably partly to blame.
Does this look like a healthy 16 year old girl?

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Women need at least some body fat in order to function normally and she doesn't have any. At 16 she should at least have begun to undergo puberty but she has no breasts, no hips, poor muscle tone and looks as she's in a daze. She doesn't look like a healthy 16 year old she has the same look as an anorexic girl. Isn't there a thread here about vegans basically starving their bodies of nutrients like choline, turning themselves into imbeciles? Well Greta's the poster child for that.
 

Krimjob

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Women need at least some body fat in order to function normally and she doesn't have any. At 16 she should at least have begun to undergo puberty but she has no breasts, no hips, poor muscle tone and looks as she's in a daze. She doesn't look like a healthy 16 year old she has the same look as an anorexic girl. Isn't there a thread here about vegans basically starving their bodies of nutrients like choline, turning themselves into imbeciles? Well Greta's the poster child for that.
Another reason is probably stress and pressure. Combine all of this and you have an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle.

I've always been too drunk at a good party to be suspicious of anyone. She really is paranoid.
...Since when is anyone suspicious of sober people at parties? I usually only have one drink at most, never been an issue. What the fuck is this woman smoking?
 

Shroom King

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Another reason is probably stress and pressure. Combine all of this and you have an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle.


...Since when is anyone suspicious of sober people at parties? I usually only have one drink at most, never been an issue. What the fuck is this woman smoking?
The sober person is usually the designated driver, and no one fucks with those people, unless you like walking home 12 miles in a blizzard.
 

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It is possible Greta might find herself in the same position as many child actors when her time runs out. "Where did my money go!" she might ask, but because she's a sperg the money is measured in Sonic merchandise.

Seriously, there were tweets about how this was the only way she found friends. Imagine that effect on an austistic mind when her star no longer shines because she was a fad, just an accessory. If she really is a 'sperger she won't understand that. It will be brutal to her and it makes me feel a bit sad.
 
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Ma_Hooty

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"Lolol y u so triggered? She's just a 16-year old autistic girl, get a life, creep."

I mean, I'm not the one parading her around like some sideshow act, but go ahead and keep trying to ignore the slow-moving inevitability of you throwing her away when she stops getting your cause attention.

Twisted, disgusting immoral fucks.

The sober person is usually the designated driver, and no one fucks with those people, unless you like walking home 12 miles in a blizzard.
Not too, powerlevel-ly, but I had a friend who (drunkenly) tried to start shit with me during a pub crawl.
Guess who had the authority to leave his ass behind?
 

Dr W

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Never heard of this girl, am extremely disappointed in her marketer's lack of suggesting solutions.
 
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Because imagining what might've happened to me if my 16 year old political hot takes were being broadcast and advertised for millions of people to see makes me want to retract my body so far into my ass I enter another dimension, hopefully one that isn't as clownish.
In the other dimension Fox News & co. are propping up Soph and airing her bits on national TV.
 
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I like how they add she has Aspegers like we should feel bad, it makes me want to mock her m
Anyone that steps into the political sphere should expect to be mocked and harassed. It doesn’t matter if she was supporting a right or left wing cause.

She really doesn't look like an average 16 year old, her vegan diet is probably partly to blame.
Does this look like a healthy 16 year old girl?

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She looks like a 12 year old because she doesn’t eat.
 
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Jarolleon

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Anyone that steps into the political sphere should expect to be mocked and harassed. It doesn’t matter if she was supporting a right or left wing cause.



She looks like a 12 year old because she doesn’t eat.
There was a period during which she starved herself as the despair which her handler's teachings took hold. Supposedly this shit is the only reason she's not suicidal anymore. They drove a girl nearly to suicide to use her as a hollowed-out vessel for their ideology.
 
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