Off-Topic Why is Phil homeless -

[autisticdragonkin]

How exactly did he end up in this situation and why hasn't he escaped from it.
Is it some sort of political statement. Is he just stuck as homeless either due to stupidity or an actual bad situation.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Autism.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

A combination of perpetually backstabbing anyone who might help him get out of it, and having irrationally high standards for what he's willing to accept as a living situation.

 

[AnOminous]

How exactly did he end up in this situation and why hasn't he escaped from it.
Is it some sort of political statement. Is he just stuck as homeless either due to stupidity or an actual bad situation.

Because despite having money enough for rent on at least a modest place, he is literally too stupid and lazy to even get an apartment.

Even with the fact that he's a spastic tard visibly tattooed all over him he could find some kind of hotel for defectives.

But instead he blows all his money on moronic tattoos and other idiocy.

He also posts enough shit with backgrounds in it that it's fairly obvious he's using boo-hoo claims of homelessness to sponge on people he knows who for whatever reason are still dumb or soft-hearted enough to pity his worthless ass.

 

[The Knife]

Ugly and no one wants him.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Because shitty tattoos, bondage gear, and milk shakes mean more to him than housing.

Wait til winter rolls around, he might change his tune. But I doubt it.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

It's a mix of lazy, beating his mother and perpetual lying.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He's apparently fixated on getting "trans friendly housing" and refuses to live alone/with cis/white hetero people so his options are limited. He originally thought being homeless was cool during the occupy wall street movement, but got kicked out for being a shitlord

 

[ToroidalBoat]

ADF also somehow manages to rack up around $200 a month in phone bills, IIRC.

 

[AnOminous]

He's apparently fixated on getting "trans friendly housing" and refuses to live alone/with cis/white hetero people so his options are limited.

They'd be especially limited in Portland, because it would actually be illegal for housing to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity. So there's no real room for tranny supremacist housing. He should go somewhere like Texas if he wants to discriminate on that basis.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He should go somewhere like Texas if he wants to discriminate on that basis.

Please don't suggest that he live anywhere near me.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He should go somewhere like Texas if he wants to discriminate on that basis.

There are too many actual Hispanics in Texas. He and his google translated tattoos would get laughed out of the state.

 

[CWCissey]

So who thinks ADF watched the King Of The Hill episode 'The Texas Panhandler' and took the wrong message away from it?

 

[Ravenor]

How exactly did he end up in this situation and why hasn't he escaped from it.
Is it some sort of political statement. Is he just stuck as homeless either due to stupidity or an actual bad situation.

I don't think he is exactly as homeless as he makes out, he always seems to be able to charge his over used phone and a good portion of his selfies are indoors in places that look quite domestic. My guess in the main thread is that he is abusing couch surfing websites, skipping on hotel bill's in low budget places or using some homeless resource i'm not aware of.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't think he is exactly as homeless as he makes out, he always seems to be able to charge his over used phone and a good portion of his selfies are indoors in places that look quite domestic. My guess in the main thread is that he is abusing couch surfing websites, skipping on hotel bill's in low budget places or using some homeless resource i'm not aware of.

Or he's charging his phone at Starbucks or libraries.

 

[DangerousGas]

I find myself wondering what constitutes 'trans-friendly' housing. It's not like houses are built with a gender bias.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Going from what @tweaker the cat said in his thread, it sounds like Phil is looking for some kind of tranny only house-commune.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I doubt he's homeless full time. If he was another homeless person would have beat the shit out of him and stolen all the crap he carries around by now. More than likely he does abuse couch surfing websites, motels and homeless shelters and stays in the library and other homeless friendly spaces during the day. He probably rarely is forced outdoors, but not enough that he is around other actual homeless people.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Because despite having money enough for rent on at least a modest place, he is literally too stupid and lazy to even get an apartment.

Even with the fact that he's a spastic tard visibly tattooed all over him he could find some kind of hotel for defectives.

But instead he blows all his money on moronic tattoos and other idiocy.

He also posts enough shit with backgrounds in it that it's fairly obvious he's using boo-hoo claims of homelessness to sponge on people he knows who for whatever reason are still dumb or soft-hearted enough to pity his worthless ass.

If he had a brain and some responsibility, he could easily become a home owner. For one, California is not doing him any favors with the high costs of living and housing. Since he is fucking homeless anyway and is on federal SSDI (assumingly direct deposited to a bank account), he can go anywhere right now and keep his autism money. It isn't hard in a lot of areas of the country to find a decent home for 25k and end up with mortgage payments under 150 per month, especially if you watch for foreclosure deals.

Really, with his tugboat money he can do just fine, he simply chooses to fail at life. He's been getting our tax dollars for what seems like a few years now, I think he was already on it when he was whining about losing his job in the Occupy video, but assuming it's been about 3 years or so, he has squandered the opportunity to have saved up at least a 20k nest egg if he had budgeted and saved intelligently. He could have bought a decent used car outright, found an affordable home and made a chunk of a downpayment for the mortage and still been left with a roughly 10k nest egg of pure liquid cash. This is assuming he gets about 15k per year for a hypothetical three year period, less basic needs and food without all his autism spending on weird BDSM gear, tattoos and other garbage, and also without making every meal cost 5-10 dollars at a fast food place.

So not only could have had put together a decent living situation, gotten a car and probably lost weight in the process, but he could have done it in just a few years of moderate adult-level discipline.

But this is ADF. If he were capable of that type of basic adult life planning, he would never have dropped out of college, would never have beat his mother up and wouldn't be a walking virus.

 

[Ariel]

Because he would rather be 'homeless' in an area that he perceives to be 'trans friendly' than rent a trailer in a low cost of living area that is full of people who he thinks are rednecks (the people who pay what filters down to his tugboat).