Why is Rum the best alcohol -

[Gone Ham]

Well?

 

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because it isn't snobby like whisky/brandy/wine, it doesn't have 500 faggy flavours like vodka/gin/cider and because pirates and sailors drank it.

Rum is shit brewed in garbage by niggers for the explicit purpose of getting shit faced, it's the soul and body of alcohol.

I disagree. Rum is most gay.

 

[User names must be unique]

This user hasn't been in a liquor store in last ten years apparently.

I was in one less than 8 hours ago other than some shitty coconut Rum the only flavoured stuff was a few types of spiced rum. The gin aisle looks like a pride parade in comparison, gin used to come in 3 flavours Gin, sloe or Bombay sapphire now it's all elderflower infusions, pomegranate rhubarb and asparagus bullshit.

This has to be a yank thing, never seen these abominations before. Bacardi is shit rum anyway.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I was in one less than 8 hours ago other than some shitty coconut Rum the only flavoured stuff was a few types of spiced rum. The gin aisle looks like a pride parade in comparison, gin used to come in 3 flavours Gin, sloe or Bombay sapphire now it's all elderflower infusions, pomegranate rhubarb and asparagus bullshit.


This has to be a yank thing, never seen these abominations before. Bacardi is shit rum anyway.

I see those a lot in supermarkets too. Those super sweet rum and vdka flavors are gross.

 

[Wotan]

Rum is made from molasses, which is the after-effect of making crystalized sugar.

There's also Rhum Agricole, which is made directly out of sugarcane. I've been meaning to buy some, but fuck me I can't find any simple cocktails that don't require me to also mix other spirits with it.

 

[Kornheiser]

There's also Rhum Agricole, which is made directly out of sugarcane. I've been meaning to buy some, but fuck me I can't find any simple cocktails that don't require me to also mix other spirits with it.

It’s pretty damn expensive but it’s far better then the molasses rum.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Tequila would like to have a word with your faggot rum. Why is it faggot? Every fucking foo-foo drink on the planet is made from rum. Enjoy your Penis Coladas.

Based and Hispanic-pilled? Granted, it depends on the tequila (there are faggy tequilas out there sadly).

I’m going to second several people here and continue to stick with beer. I like the carbonation too much. Cold Negra Modelo Vienna-style lager after a hard day of work in the Southwestern sun…