Why is sucking teh cock such a common sexual practice? -

[Mr. Bung]

Most of the time a dick is just sitting around in hot, humid underwear stewing in its own shit. It may be covered in old dribbled piss, taint butter, or smegma. Often it's more than one of those things or even all three combined! There are many people who think the five second rule is gross yet they'll gladly suck a cock. Shit be crazy.

 

[Pimpleking55]

You don't shower before sex? like come home from work, jump in the shower get relaxed and let the fun games begin......

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

You're talking about a society that openly indulged in the idea of eating another's ass. I think blowjobs are pretty low in the spectrum of nastiness.

 

[Cake Farts]

Extra brotein to build muscle

 

[cutebingus]

Most of the time a dick is just sitting around in hot, humid underwear stewing in its own shit. It may be covered in old dribbled piss, taint butter, or smegma.

virgin hands wrote this

 

[Tleilaxian]

virgin hands wrote this

The virgin isn't the defining factor here though, it's the fact he's a basement dwelling NEET that can go entire weeks without bathing.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

That is all remedied by washing your dick. That's why so many people shower to get in a proper sexual mood. Use something really gentle like fragrance free baby Dove soap bar tew kleen peenor. Even get in the folds and your asshole (do not shove bar soap up asshole) and rinse well. You dirty NEET hand hoe.

 

[Furret]

I've heard that people have solved this with something called "regular showers", but I'll have to do more research.

 

[CBDsoap]

I shower before I let miss hempsoap suckle on my member.
it's just polite, really.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Yeah, I walked right into this didn't I?

I shower everyday, and yes showering before sex is the best thing to do. I'm referencing the unwashed masses. How many people are actually doing this, I wonder?

And the eating ass thing is a good point. I just remembered that the disgust response tends to be dampened during arousal.

 

[TFT-A9]

I can't speak for people who don't wash because I sure as fuck don't tolerate spontaneous unwashed sex partners

 

[Llama king]

You're talking about a society that openly indulged in the idea of eating another's ass. I think blowjobs are pretty low in the spectrum of nastiness.

Ass eating is hot though

 

[EnemyStand]

(do not shove bar soap up asshole)

STOP KINKSHAMING!

Also, sucking dick is absolutely terrible. I suck a dick once a month just to make sure I'm still straight, and I never once enjoyed it.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

showers will warm and rev you up! they also will make sure that no one is holding their nose or tasting icky oily skin! i assume if you suck your own cock it would be less of an issue for certain people.

 

[knobslobbin]

All sex is gross, especially sloppy knob gobbling.

 

[CBDsoap]

STOP KINKSHAMING!

Also, sucking dick is absolutely terrible. I suck a dick once a month just to make sure I'm still straight, and I never once enjoyed it.

We need a homo rating just for this comment alone

 

[Dysnomia]

All sex is gross, especially sloppy knob gobbling.

I misread this as "alien sex is gross" and was extremely offended that you were kink shaming me.

 

[knobslobbin]

I misread this as "alien sex is gross" and was extremely offended that you were kink shaming me.

My sincerest apologies for typing in such a way as to cause you to misread and feel kink shamed. Go pound that alien snu buddy!

 

[Sissy]

If you have an upset tummy some times its the only valid option to satisfy your man