"Why is Woody-Chan banned?" -

[Null]

trolling plans, general autism

 

[DeagleDad420]

I apologize for the fact that most of those caps are just me trying to wrap my head around his insane logic.

So to recap:

1. Not one to rest on his laurels, Woody Chan gets yet another fantastic trolling idea: reporting one of Jace's streams. Realizing the gravity of this incredible stratagem of comedy, Woody rushes to "cwcki forums chat" to tell everybody about it.
2. People in chat tell him he is autistic. He does not take the hint.
   
3. Undeterred, gears and levers begin turning in his head like the action on a gold-plated revolver with lazer scopes, FMJ incendiary clips and Punisher skull decals. "No great genius was ever recognized in their own time", he thinks to himself, and instead formulates a plan: who would suspect him if he bought Jace a gift right after a stream went down? Especially since he already explicitly told everyone "You know what would be funny?? If I took a stream down, that is" literally days earlier?? Realizing he just crafted the perfect crime, he puts his plan into action.
   
4. He gets banned for being autistic. Whoops

In all seriousness, a while back I said he'd probably improve if he was given consistent feedback, but this is the second time he's came up with an unbelievably ween Jace troll after he was warned 4 points for the first one and later admitted he probably should have got permabanned for the first one.

I've been waiting a while on the decision to ban him for an ever-increasing list of autistic shit he's posted but this was the straw that broke the camel's back. At this point if he's going to keep doing shit like this I frankly don't have the resources or care to invest in Shitposter Rehabilitation. Very few people genuinely seem to enjoy his presence except those who pity him or begrudgingly tolerate him.

 

[LM 697]

 

[Null]

^ i want to point out that that report did result in a warning and 1week ban. This was after the thread saying I would immediately issue a 1 week ban to anyone trying to send Jace shitty trolling gimmicks while he was on the forum. Jace was immensely helpful with his reports.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Rates whole thread dumb, and on-topic posts as off-topic.

 

[KingofManga420]

 

[DeagleBoipussy420]

Woody-Trans should've fuckin listened, that spastic.

 

[KillerBob]

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[exball]

Woody-Banned.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Proof DD was giving him many chances... and now Weeny Tran is off to Sovingarde aka /cow/ to sperg about how abusive the mods are here.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

die chris

i mean woody

 

[Judge Holden]

 

[Le Bateleur]

I'll miss the way he would say he was toy-kin, and then add a long explanation under a spoiler tag that he wasn't really toy-kin but it was all a prank on otherkin lurkers, all the time unaware that lurkers can unspoiler stuff too.

Whenever I see a totally on-topic post rated as off-topic, or notice someone acting really stupid, I'll think of you, Woody.

Plays the Last Post on a kazoo

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

View attachment 11678

/me pressed "P" to piss on grave

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

how about you bring back his account, but make it a bot that automatically rates every post made as "dumb"

that's be a pretty sick trolling plan if you ask me

 

[Judge Holden]

ok guiz......i.....im afraid woody did not take his banning well

 

[ShavedSheep]

In his honor we should all go rate his posts dumb.

 

[Red_Rager]

Should have quit when people called bs on his plan in chat. Any idiot can disrupt a stream, there is no creativity involved. There is a difference between being funny and being obnoxious.

 

[applecat]

Actual pic of Woody Chan right before coming up with a brilliant trolling scheme.

 

[Arkangel]