Why is your mom gay? -

[Monolith]

no u times infinity

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

no, the real question is:
WHY'RE YOU GAE? U A GAE

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

Because my dad is a parapeligic, and it's not cheating if there's no dick involved.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because she likes members of the same sex.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

because she had sex with your dad and realised straight sex isnt worth it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She ran out of men.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

The Sunday bingo caller Irma wears a pretty cute muumuu I been eyeing that shit myself

 

[Furret]

She saw you and the straight left her body.