WHY WON’T I WEIGHT IN? 4/12/19 - Spoiler: her car part scale is too small

[JambledUpWords]

• She says that she’s been able to keep going because of all the support she’s been getting
• Yesterday was her and Becky’s second anniversary
• She’s been breaking out more because of the makeup she’s been wearing
• She hasn’t been able weight herself because the scale she has isn’t wide enough to support her standing on it
• She’s getting a new scale that’s wider
• She’s been trying to make better choices
• She’s embarrassed about the mukbangs she’s done in the past
• She got some things from Torrid but promises it isn’t part of the cycle she’s seen online about her
• The cardigans she got are thinner for spring and summer months
• That’s about it. She rambles a lot

 

[Aldora]

Because you have been lying about your weight?

 

[MissyMissy]

More Torrid. Some things never change.

 

[Mangy Mutt]

Lol I can hear that thumbnail. She seriously looks like a fat toddler mid-tantrum. Utterly retarded.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

The comments are already extremely asspatty. If she intends to change she needs to weigh in. We all know the 570 was and is a lie and that she way over committed to it. If she wants to run a weight loss channel she needs to have transparency and accountability with the audience, that goes beyond just putting a date on your videos and that means getting on the scale in front of everyone and weighing in. It would be much better to face the music and own up to the weight than to continue this charade.

Have to say Humblelynn is boring and I was hoping a refusal to weigh in would stoke more controversy.

More Torrid. Some things never change.

I'm planning Weight Loss Surgery but also spending big bucks buying cyoooot tarps in my current size. Right.

 

[Cheese Trap]

Is her hair wet from being washed or just greasy?
Can't tell...

 

[oasys]

"It's not that I'm weak, it's just that I fuck up and binge every single night."

 

[Aldora]

Is her hair wet from being washed or just greasy?
Can't tell...

Greasy Amber can't wash her hair or wash her body, she can't fit in the shower and can't stand for more than a minute.

 

[StyrofoamFridge]

Amber is claiming that this time is different than anything before; That she's not going to give into the "cycle." We'll see how true that is if we see at least a 25lbs weight loss. This new scale will speak the weight to us, and should be more tamper proof than the horrifying car part scale. Someone needs to draw a Gladiator Amberlynn fighting the binge monster at night.

 

[Bliss]

"you can tare... weights? I don't know much about it, I've never done it before"

LAH

She tared a plastic bag when measuring out almonds

 

[ADHD]

Lol I can hear that thumbnail. She seriously looks like a fat toddler mid-tantrum. Utterly exceptional.

Having a tantrum, or trying to push out a shit. She's in the bathroom, so it could be either one.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@pecansandies you got noticed by the gorl herself! She swears she’s not going to be part of that cycle anymore

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Greasy, 30 wt motor oil, Amber can't wash her hair or wash her body, she can't fit in the shower and can't stand for more than a minute.

 

[SigSauer]

"I promised guys, I lost 0.00000000000000000000016 milligrams in 5 months, look at how skinnier I am now! I laid on a steady diet of burger king and mcdonalds. I ate salads, but only after I finished eating 16 bags of double cheese burgers. Why don't you believe me?"

 

[NQ 952]

man, I'm fat and even I fit on a normal people scale. It's scary to think that she doesn't fit on a goddamn scale meant for heavy car parts.

I can't wait for her to check in to a weight clinic and they have to use a bovine scale to weigh her lol

 

[MissyMissy]

I'm so on the fence. I see why these new Ambabies are falling for it. Cuntylynn has fallen and in her place HumbleLynn reigns. I just really wonder how long it's going to last. I think she's trying, but only time will tell us the real truth.

 

[Aldora]

• She’s been breaking out more because of the makeup she’s been wearing

Its not the makeup, its the wipes she is using to take the makeup off, that and not cleansing her skin.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Its not the makeup, its the wipes she is using to take the makeup off, that and not cleansing her skin.

The makeup was her explanation. To me, it’s her lack of hygiene and terrible diet that’s making her break out more.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Her face just keeps getting fatter and fatter that's the only weight progress I am seeing.

Spoiler

I am going to pop a fucking bottle of champagne when she steps on that scale and her weight is over 600 pounds.

 

[Aldora]

The makeup was her explanation. To me, it’s her lack of hygiene and terrible diet that’s making her break out more.

Hmmm. I'm not so sure about that. Her diet and hygiene have always been really bad, there hasn't been any change there, but it is recently she started slapping makeup all over her face regularly.

Something that I am sure is connected to Rafe coming over more often. Rafe is always covered in makeup and the like, plus she has the nose ring too.