WHY WON’T I WEIGHT IN? 4/12/19 - Spoiler: her car part scale is too small

What two things does Big Al most resemble?

  • A blob

    Votes: 55 18.7%
  • A fat toddler

    Votes: 173 58.8%
  • A manatee

    Votes: 14 4.8%
  • A walrus

    Votes: 11 3.7%
  • The Michelin Man

    Votes: 63 21.4%
  • The Pillsbury Doughboy

    Votes: 30 10.2%
  • A whale

    Votes: 9 3.1%
  • Ursula from The Little Mermaid

    Votes: 41 13.9%
  • A beanbag

    Votes: 105 35.7%

  • Total voters
    294

literally low-key

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I think she is going to be very shocked when she does step on the new scale. I have my doubts that she'll actually show us. She'll probably stall for time. " It didn't arrive yet." or " I must have hit the wrong button when I ordered because it didn't go through, but I reordered it." or "It came defective so we (Becky) have to send it back."

She told us she only binges at night, but doesn't she sleep most of the day away?

She needed new cardigans because her arms don't fit in her old ones anymore.
 

pecansandies

6 bacons
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@pecansandies you got noticed by the gorl herself! She swears she’s not going to be part of that cycle anymore :optimistic:
but imagine she would notice all the shit said about her needing to get a really good therapist that specialises in eating disorders

Her face just keeps getting fatter and fatter that's the only weight progress I am seeing.
that was the first thing I noticed. Can't wait for this live weigh-in. She's already talking about her getting "swollen" so let's see how this pans out
 

clusterfuckk

My soul was empty...so I ate 2 ramens.
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I really wish she would give up the whole " I have a eeeatuun disorder" because she fucking doesn't. She OVEREATS, that's not a disorder. That is just simply being a god damn glutton. If she did something with her life she wouldn't focus so much on food. Granted she is practically immobile, but even if she just made a commitment (tee hee) to getting off her shelf ass to get a glass of water, or that anything she eats she has to get up and make herself, she would probably not overeat as much.
I cant deal with these cows who just make excuses for sloth. Just call it what it is; you're a lazy cunt; people will respect you more for being "real and raw".
 

Long time lurker

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Viridian

Phthalo green is a basic bitch.
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Not going to lie, very disappointed that 'A beanbag' is not an option on this thread's poll!

Like many others, I expect there will be no weigh-in tomorrow as allegedly planned. We've watched Hamberlynn pack on the pounds this whole time. She's not going to like the 600+ number she sees on the scale, and she won't want to show it to everyone. If she manages to eat enough crow to show she's now over the dreaded 600 el bees mark, I expect her to repeat the same bullshit excuse every waste of space I've ever seen on MSHPL uses when Dr. Now confronts them on gaining instead of losing: "I'm retaining a lot of water!"
 

ALs Bra

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Calling it now.

She was weighed at the hospital and over 600.

She was still very much CuntyLynn at that point so she stuck with her 570 lah.

As the 'new' RemorsefulLynn she needs a way out....

She'll step on that scale and it'll be over 600 elbees which will cue more cry-eeen because you guise she di-unt realize she was over 600 elbees because she can't stand on her old scale.

This is how LiarLynn will backtrack on her lah about being 570.
 

Hidden Squirrel

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Not going to lie, very disappointed that 'A beanbag' is not an option on this thread's poll!

Like many others, I expect there will be no weigh-in tomorrow as allegedly planned. We've watched Hamberlynn pack on the pounds this whole time. She's not going to like the 600+ number she sees on the scale, and she won't want to show it to everyone. If she manages to eat enough crow to show she's now over the dreaded 600 el bees mark, I expect her to repeat the same bullshit excuse every waste of space I've ever seen on MSHPL uses when Dr. Now confronts them on gaining instead of losing: "I'm retaining a lot of water!"
I think we will see it. She said "April 13th at 12 pm Eastern" so I think the video is already uploaded and scheduled to go out. She's already been talking about swelling in her laygs so water retention will definitely be her excuse.

Edit: also I found a review on Amazon saying the scale showed 10 lbs higher than the reviewer's old scale. That's another easy excuse.
 
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