WHY WON’T I WEIGHT IN? 4/12/19 - Spoiler: her car part scale is too small

What two things does Big Al most resemble?

  • A blob

    Votes: 56 18.9%
  • A fat toddler

    Votes: 173 58.4%
  • A manatee

    Votes: 14 4.7%
  • A walrus

    Votes: 11 3.7%
  • The Michelin Man

    Votes: 63 21.3%
  • The Pillsbury Doughboy

    Votes: 31 10.5%
  • A whale

    Votes: 9 3.0%
  • Ursula from The Little Mermaid

    Votes: 41 13.9%
  • A beanbag

    Votes: 107 36.1%

  • Total voters
    296

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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Like if she made a tell-all about the truth of how she has to go to the bathroom, if she can actually fit in the shower and what she does to compensate.
I've noticed a disturbing trend on M600PL recently where they not only have the shower scenes but are showing them on the toilet. One dude had to wrap some toilet paper around the end of his cane and reach back there...

How much extra cash doya think they're paid so we can see them take a shit? (arrrghh)
 

Wyzzerd

Magical advice for reasonable fees.
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Amber should just go gown to the local dump and use the vehicle weight scales. They are big enough that she doesn't even need to stand! She can just flop over, watch that scale hit 635, and then blame her rancid smell on the garbage smell getting into her clothes for the next week.
 

IslamicContentental Belt

Rowdy Jihadi Piper
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I've noticed a disturbing trend on M600PL recently where they not only have the shower scenes but are showing them on the toilet. One dude had to wrap some toilet paper around the end of his cane and reach back there...

How much extra cash doya think they're paid so we can see them take a shit? (arrrghh)
The worst was Jeanne who had to be the most unsanitary human being in the first world, using a bedside waterless commode the length of a park bench. When they showed her returning to her filthy shack there were flies buzzing all around it. I’ll get crescent moons but I haven’t even touched on how Islamic this episode truly was.
 

ADHD

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I guess I would feel differently if she really doesn't want to change and is honest about it. It would not raise my opinion of her at all, but it would be different. If anything it might lower my opinion of her. She WANTS this life? Really? REALLY? Useless piece of shit.
If she really wanted to change, she'd search high and low for a good therapist. All the diets in the world won't make any difference until she fixes the root of what's wrong with her.

If she did just admit that she didn't want to change, it wouldn't change my opinion about her. She'd only be confirming what I already believe.
 

ChickenGetYoChickenHere!

Oompah Loompah Prison Guard
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She is a fat "it's raining men" weather girl ass liar. So she can have boxes of torrid parachutes delivered by the pallet, but she could not order a wider scale that she can hobble onto in all this time? They sell wide scales in Walmart but she could not be bothered to hoveround her hooves down that aisle on her way to the flaming cheetos?

That heifer is at least 625lbs. She knows it, we know it, and the foundation of that house knows it every time she takes a dainty step. If she can't clean her own ass, she should at least come clean about her girth. Old husky self.
 

Pog Mathoin

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Pfffttt. This bitch is just rubbing her beetus-ridden hands together in glee at the thought of all the ass-patter dollars that are going to be rolling in. She could seriously set up a GoFundMe for torrid tarpaulins and pringles weight loss surgery and she'd probably get it.

Like many commenters here, I am convinced she has well and truly passed the 600 lb mark and is planning out her grand 'weigh-in reveal' in order to make as much money as possible. The "I'm a 600 pound gorl" vlog is worth a LOT of $$$$ to her. Of course, the weight gain will be explained away by the mysterious water retention in her legs - "it's not fat, it's all the water I've been drinking guyz - I just love water so much"
 

literally low-key

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I've noticed a disturbing trend on M600PL recently where they not only have the shower scenes but are showing them on the toilet. One dude had to wrap some toilet paper around the end of his cane and reach back there...

How much extra cash doya think they're paid so we can see them take a shit? (arrrghh)
UGH, I saw that episode. He put just a few squares of toilet paper on the handle, wiped, got rid of the TP, then just grabbed his cane and walked away. I'm scarred. I'm not sure I want to know about Amber's tricks.
 
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