Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

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Mask_de_SMITH

I'm not a Monster, it's only a Mask
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New post on his blogs:

Some highlights:

''About three weeks ago, I had my first audition in … um … in so long, I can’t even tell you when the last one was, or what it was even for. I average about 4 auditions a year these days, because most of what acting work I do get is offered to me, and I’m not going to complain about that even a little bit, because I am not an ass. ''
''So I did all my creative and professional preparation, like I’ve done for my entire life, and when the usual stress and fear and anxiety didn’t show up, I realized that all the emotional pain and the recovery work I’ve been doing to heal my childhood trauma was actually working! ''

'' I allowed myself to enjoy the entire process, and I honestly, sincerely, totally did not care if I booked the job. I knew that I’d do a good job, because I always do a good job. You don’t get to keep doing this for forty years if you don’t do a good job. ''

'' For my entire career, which started without my consent when I was seven years old, I carried so much emotional baggage into auditions with me, it’s a wonder I could even fit it through the door ''

''It’s about a different person being a better match than me, and that’s it. That’s literally all it is, and if I hadn’t been emotionally abused so much as a kid, maybe it wouldn’t have taken me until I was 47 to have my “this is water” moment. ''


So basically, Wil doesn't land the job and does a 1000 words post on his blog about how he totally doesn't care. He also brings up his ''childhood trauma'' which is something he does every post.
So basically he only takes jobs he's offered. He doesn't actually go out to seek available work, whether it's voice acting or regular on camera work. Wil thinks he's so great that he doesn't have to make the extra effort to fill his pockets. "Creative Preparation" my ass.

No wonder he's suing Geek and Sundry: he's such a washed out actor that he can't even make money anymore.
 

courteouslemur

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So basically he only takes jobs he's offered. He doesn't actually go out to seek available work, whether it's voice acting or regular on camera work.
Which would be a totally viable plan if acting was a side gig and he was making his real money writing or sucking dick at a truck stop or whatever. But the writing for anything other than his blog or self-published stuff seemed to dry up after Just a Geek so yeah, waiting for people to give him jobs seems to be where he’s at.
 

break these cuffs

The weak should fear the strong
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Which would be a totally viable plan if acting was a side gig and he was making his real money writing or sucking dick at a truck stop or whatever. But the writing for anything other than his blog or self-published stuff seemed to dry up after Just a Geek so yeah, waiting for people to give him jobs seems to be where he’s at.
Wil is so awful at being a neet that he needs to get lawyers to sue people on contingency. Soy based chicken tender substitutes can't be that expensive can they? Did his wife's son tell her to stop giving Wil good boy points because it only enables him?
 
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Zaryiu

Nobody important
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Poor Willy, a victim of the occupational equivalent of rape.

Meanwhile there's kids in Hollywood and everywhere else getting raped, and beaten, and killed, and born addicted to opioids, who are starving and trafficked. There are kids who will never walk, or speak, who struggle every goddamn day of their lives with chronic pain. There are seven year olds going through chemo and radiation; who are on their deathbeds, or who are with their siblings who are terminally ill.

And every goddamn one of them is doing it with more grace, courage, and dignity than this whiny little fuck who's pretending not to have a booboo face because he can't land anything but a pity gig in the profession he's been in for four decades.

What a bitch.
He should have been the one to go to the Viper Room, there would be one less shitstain in the world then
 

Starscreams Cape

Read my posts in his voice
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"I'll take 'Things that are sadder than Sean Young Showing up to Warner Brothers in full costume to try and get the Catwoman role' for $500, Alex.

And of course a quote about his (non) involvement in the Picard series:

“I think it is very unlikely they will ask me to participate in it. I mean, I think it is just extraordinarily
unlikely that will happen. If they did, I would say ‘yes,’ of course. I think all of us would say ‘yes.’

 
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Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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Without the facial pubes he'd look closer to TOS Scottie (especially body-wise) than Riker, only gayer. I assume he can't do accents, though (what can he do?)

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moseph.jartelli

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Poor Willy, a victim of the occupational equivalent of rape.

Meanwhile there's kids in Hollywood and everywhere else getting raped, and beaten, and killed, and born addicted to opioids, who are starving and trafficked. There are kids who will never walk, or speak, who struggle every goddamn day of their lives with chronic pain. There are seven year olds going through chemo and radiation; who are on their deathbeds, or who are with their siblings who are terminally ill.

And every goddamn one of them is doing it with more grace, courage, and dignity than this whiny little fuck who's pretending not to have a booboo face because he can't land anything but a pity gig in the profession he's been in for four decades.

What a bitch.
Jesus Christ! Save the Children already!
 

Starscreams Cape

Read my posts in his voice
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He looks Riker if he drank soy and never got laid.
Or, alternatively, Riker with late stage AAAAAAIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSS.

Without the facial pubes he'd look closer to TOS Scottie (especially body-wise) than Riker, only gayer. I assume he can't do accents, though (what can he do?)

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Maybe it's for the best he didn't. James Doohan was a legitimate war hero, storming Juno Beach on D-day. Wil stormed off Twitter like a little bitch. I can think of no better way to dishonor "Scotty" than to have this mincing little creep dress up like him.
 
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anephric

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True & Honest Fan
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And of course a quote about his (non) involvement in the Picard series:

“I think it is very unlikely they will ask me to participate in it. I mean, I think it is just extraordinarily unlikely that will happen. If they did, I would say ‘yes,’ of course. I think all of us would say ‘yes.’
They’d probably make him a talking head viewscreen instead of an actual appearance - but the fact is his character had the stupidest write off in television history: native Americans in space who worship klingons and aliens (instead of birds or bears or the usual) are being displaced by the DS9 bad guys and Wesley stops them with TIME POWERS(???) and some alien says “oh yeah you can do that now” and they disappear together like Epstein in jail.

Now Trek is full of shit and everyone hated Wesley but that story is literally like salting the earth because the writer’s also hated him. Or maybe Wil? Who knows. But the fact they stuck the character into such a stupid ending proves they don’t want him back.
 

Krokodil Overdose

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If that's the cause, wouldn't this have started a long, long time ago?
Stress is a catalyst. Goobergrape and the Orange Man shoved it right in their face that people were having WRONGFUN, and combine that with what little cultural relevance he has trickling away, even a normal person would be aging fast. Wil should be looking like a rough 50 by 2022.
 

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