I started laughing as soon as I read "a nerdy summer camp at sea". What's the point of this being a cruise? How many of these attendees actually plan on getting off at port and going to the beach, let alone going snorkeling or kayaking? Hell, I don't see the pool getting used much either. And that all-you-can-eat buffet better be stocked with platters of Doritos and gallons of Mt. Dew. The chocolate fountain on the other hand I expect to be sucked dry constantly.“How bad is this going to be?”
“Ah, that bad.”
Literally, these people are so afraid of connection that they can’t even have “speed dating”. They have the completely platonic “speed meeting” instead.