Will anyone be my Electronic Friend? - Hi, I'm Cats, and I'm Online! I'm lonely, too.

[Cats]

Hello! I'm Cats! You may recognize me from my popular internet websites xenohamster and create-a-dinosaur dot com! I'm currently seeking "E-Friends" (friends on the computer). The Internet can feel very big and scary without friends to share it with, like sleeping alone inside a haunted house. I've spoken to a few other internet users and all of my interaction has been received positively, so I am extremely confident in my ability to be a good "E-Friend". Please don't be mean to me. Thank you!

 

[Consider Lizards]

Reported.

 

[Sped Xing]

You've come to the right shop, my friend.

 

[Dysnomia]

I'll be your friend for $500 a week plus snacks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Kiwi Farms is a melting pot of friendship!

(that's what the random text says anyway)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I like cats, but these

are fucking creepy m8. You need to market yourself better.

 

[Clarence]

Only if you accept me sending old Wilkins coffee commercials to you at ungodly hours of the night

 

[Spunt]

I could be your arch-nemesis if you like.

 

[kiwi-identified cow]

Would we be on a first-name basis? I always trust my e-friends to know all about me so that we can relate better.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

 

[Mariposa Colorado]

I'll be your electronic friend

 

[Blamo]

Welcome to the fren-zone!

 

[Chaos Theorist]

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This slaps

 

[Pimpleking55]

Is what i would like to say, but to be honest i am feeling so lonely lately.....sob!.

 

[Cats]

Would we be on a first-name basis? I always trust my e-friends to know all about me so that we can relate better.

My name is Matthew Crumb-Moonweird. What's yours?

 

[Cats]

I'll be your electronic friend
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Thank you you delicious peach. I promise I will only call you a few times a day. Nobody likes a clinger!

 

[Kevin Spencer]

Sure, why not? More alibis are better anyway

 

[kiwi-identified cow]

My name is Matthew Crumb-Moonweird. What's yours?

First name Wolfe, last name Cherokee. I'm from North Carolina.

 

[Cats]

You do your shopping at Bearmeat's Indian Den too!?

 

[Just A Butt]

other