Will anyone be my Electronic Friend? - Hi, I'm Cats, and I'm Online! I'm lonely, too.

[Cats]

Hello! I'm Cats! You may recognize me from my popular internet websites xenohamster and create-a-dinosaur dot com! I'm currently seeking "E-Friends" (friends on the computer). The Internet can feel very big and scary without friends to share it with, like sleeping alone inside a haunted house. I've spoken to a few other internet users and all of my interaction has been received positively, so I am extremely confident in my ability to be a good "E-Friend". Please don't be mean to me. Thank you!

 

[Begemot]

You do your shopping at Bearmeat's Indian Den too!?

Yes! Want to meet up?

 

[Cats]

Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want! ^.^

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Welcome, Purr-pal!

 

[Consider Lizards]

 

[Spl00gies]

oth·er
/ˈəT͟Hər/

adjective

1. 1.
   denoting a person or thing that is different or distinct from one already mentioned or known about.
   "stick the camera on a tripod or some other means of support"
2. 2.
   further; additional.
   "one other word of advice"

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

 

[Cats]

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Well, bless your heart.....

 

[Madre Muerte]

Friends are for the weak, shut up.

 

[Cats]

How bout i knock you around a little, how's that grab ya

 

[BingBong]

I will remain silent, not because I don't want to be your friend, but because I'm a socially stunted lunatic.

 

[Kotol]

I like cats, so we are already off to a great start.

When it comes to meaningless conversations about Dota and the like, I am your man.

 

[Cats]

This is my cat

 

[Spl00gies]

post catypus

 

[Cats]

@Spl00gies Baby catypus

 

[Begemot]

How bout i knock you around a little, how's that grab ya

Sounds like evil hate speech.

 

[Mein Garten]

I'll be your B.F.F.

 

[Sped Xing]

I'll be your B.F.F.

Big Fuzzy Feline

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I will NOT be your e-friend
I will NOT play games with you
I will NOT talk with you about how our day went
I will NOT offer you an Online Hug to properly begin our virtual friendship
Cope, seethe & dilate, internet tranny; if I had to guess, you're probably that Tomoko avatarfag on /v/ that keeps linking his steam profile in hopes someone will add >him as a friend

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

>goes on /v/
>complains about fags