Will anyone be my Electronic Friend? - Hi, I'm Cats, and I'm Online! I'm lonely, too.

[Cats]

Hello! I'm Cats! You may recognize me from my popular internet websites xenohamster and create-a-dinosaur dot com! I'm currently seeking "E-Friends" (friends on the computer). The Internet can feel very big and scary without friends to share it with, like sleeping alone inside a haunted house. I've spoken to a few other internet users and all of my interaction has been received positively, so I am extremely confident in my ability to be a good "E-Friend". Please don't be mean to me. Thank you!

 

[Begemot]

>goes on /v/
>complains about fags

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hoes be mad

 

[Cats]

Cope, seethe & dilate, internet tranny; if I had to guess, you're probably that Tomoko avatarfag on /v/ that keeps linking his steam profile in hopes someone will add >him as a friend

I didn't understand this portion of your post, it sounds like things a person who watches anime would say.

 

[shoplifter7]

i already am

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

ok

 

[draggs]

Don't be mean to the kitteh

 

[Cats]

oh no, the poll is gone! and I didn't even get a chance to tally all of the votes in my diary. Now the results are gone among the binary ghosts of the internet, lost...like tears, in rain...like Friends, who sometimes fade away.

 

[Are-A-Ham-A-Key]

Ehhh

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Depends on if you take HRT and have "coding socks" or not.
If so hmu kitten. XD

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Seems like this guy may be right up your alley, cat.

https://youtu.be/ETQ0urHjSIk

 

[Begemot]

oh no, the poll is gone! and I didn't even get a chance to tally all of the votes in my diary. Now the results are gone among the binary ghosts of the internet, lost...like tears, in rain...like Friends, who sometimes fade away.

We'll always be there in the shadows, sweetie.....

 

[Gog & Magog]

What an adorable little kitten we've got here!
Too bad I don't like cats. Stay away from me.

 

[Begemot]

What an adorable little kitten we've got here!
Too bad I don't like cats. Stay away from me.

Know your place, bigot!!!

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

Not all cats are friendly.