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TrippinKahlua

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I wanted to discuss how faithful Chris is. Will he always be there in some way shape or form to entertain us?

It's been so weird, since that fateful day after the end of the Jackie Saga when he said "No More Videos", finally learning that was causing a lot of problems for him. Yeah, there was "Calling Out" but it ultimately added little to the entire chronicle. Things dried up since then, but ever since we had our double agent in FB, there has been a mass sea of content. We have finally known what Chris has been up to, and look at it all. He still bitches about the Game Place, he wishes death upon people who had nothing to do with the whole thing, and, most notably, the true and honest Saga known as the "Poster Campaign." Even with nobody knowing, Chris was creating his own Saga for our entertainment. He also seems to know (by this point at least :stupid: ) that the trolls have a connection to his FB and he doesn't seem to care. He shared with us Lego High school, giving me a lot to analyze.

Clearly, Chris hasn't completely dried up into a sinkhole. And with him adding more people to FB, including people from high school, perhaps we have more content to come! Remember, Chris was being trolled LOOOOONG before the internet. Remember the "Casper Incident?" :tomgirl:
 

Alec Benson Leary

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I got bad news for you, bud.

The Grim Reaper appeared to me in a dream a couple months ago. He says Chris is only hanging around til 2019.
 

The Dude

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Alec Benson Leary said:
I got bad news for you, bud.

The Grim Reaper appeared to me in a dream a couple months ago. He says Chris is only hanging around til 2019.

Well I have some bad news for YOU, the Grim Reaper appeared to me last night and said Chris will die February 23rd 2014.
 

MrTroll

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Alec Benson Leary said:
I got bad news for you, bud.

The Grim Reaper appeared to me in a dream a couple months ago. He says Chris is only hanging around til 2019.

The Grim Reaper appeared to me and gave the same date, but said he'd be willing to consider an extension if Chris eats one fresh, unprocessed fruit or vegetable per day. So, yeah, 2019 it is.
 

DangDirtyTrolls

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Sure, Chris has been paying attention to the trolls more lately in the past couple months than he has in recent years but it's still nothing compared to what it used to be. Some random, crappy Facebook posts here and there don't really compare to the glory days of Youtube videos where he had women throwing themselves at him online to be his sweetheart. Still, I guess his retreat from the internet makes sense in light of him recently coming out as gay in the riddle he posted. He stopped making videos because he wasn't actually interested in female attention. He much prefers the males, but he has to keep quiet about it because I doubt Barb approves :snorlax:
 

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The Dude said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
I got bad news for you, bud.

The Grim Reaper appeared to me in a dream a couple months ago. He says Chris is only hanging around til 2019.

Well I have some bad news for YOU, the Grim Reaper appeared to me last night and said Chris will die February 23rd 2014.

We all know the grim reaper had a margin of error of about -4 years. So Chris died in Feb 2010?
Who's Jackie?


Bumbling Hedgehog said:
I wasn't around when he was making videos, so I hope he starts again.
I'm a little grossed out thinking about that. It's one thing to see still shots of his moob length hair. But to imagine him talking and raging with it…*shudder*
 

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TrippinKahlua said:
He also seems to know (by this point at least :stupid: ) that the trolls have a connection to his FB and he doesn't seem to care. He shared with us Lego High school, giving me a lot to analyze.

Clearly, Chris hasn't completely dried up into a sinkhole. And with him adding more people to FB, including people from high school, perhaps we have more content to come! Remember, Chris was being trolled LOOOOONG before the internet. Remember the "Casper Incident?" :tomgirl:
I had a much better post to address this, right when my computer shat out. So, anyway, nah, Chris cares about the security of his facebook. When the leaks started up, Chris removed our spy, but then our spy managed to get back into his friend's list. This is an instance of Chris being a huge pussy. He's afraid to kick out our spy, lest he piss someone off. Chris would rather have a lot of friends and a few leaks than zero friends and zero leaks.

Chris was too lazy for awhile to try to fix his security, but I think he's looking into something now. Our Manchester High spy just recently started noticing that what he sees might not match the stuff our first spy is leaking. So I think Chris might be segmenting his posts.
 

DangDirtyTrolls

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Marvin said:
Chris was too lazy for awhile to try to fix his security, but I think he's looking into something now. Our Manchester High spy just recently started noticing that what he sees might not match the stuff our first spy is leaking. So I think Chris might be segmenting his posts.
Damn, he's putting more effort into this than I realised. I suppose he's got nothing better to do all day.
 

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DangDirtyTrolls said:
Marvin said:
Chris was too lazy for awhile to try to fix his security, but I think he's looking into something now. Our Manchester High spy just recently started noticing that what he sees might not match the stuff our first spy is leaking. So I think Chris might be segmenting his posts.
Damn, he's putting more effort into this than I realised. I suppose he's got nothing better to do all day.
Well, he's trying to do something with his facebook now. He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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^For the first time he has more than a dozen friends on facebook. Guess he thinks his army is gaining size and formality, so it needs true security for once.
 

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I'm getting the feeling that Chris isn't allowed to play much vidya anymore. He isn't motivated to do anything other than vidya unless he ain't got no vidya.
 

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Marvin said:
Chris was too lazy for awhile to try to fix his security, but I think he's looking into something now. Our Manchester High spy just recently started noticing that what he sees might not match the stuff our first spy is leaking. So I think Chris might be segmenting his posts.

There's more picklemen on the job? And what does that mean, "segmenting his posts"?

And if you ask me, I think old Grandma Snorlax is ready to kick any day now.
Whether you read that as "kick the bucket" or "kick the autistic", however...
 

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Tubular Monkey said:
I'm getting the feeling that Chris isn't allowed to play much vidya anymore. He isn't motivated to do anything other than vidya unless he ain't got no vidya.
I still chuckle at Chris not being able to play his vidya because his mommy bitches about it. Fuck, never change Chris.
 

MrTroll

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Actually, his PSN profile shows that he still plays fairly constantly on both PS3 and Vita, so it seems like Barb doesn't completely restrict him from vidya.
 

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SlowInTheMinds said:
I doubt it. It might actually be possible that he actually dies before Barb.

Snorlax is pushing 73, and Bob just barely managed to scrape past 84. This is after years of heavy drinking, living in absolute squalor, and, in Barb's case, morbid obesity. If anything, Chris comes from hardy stock. That's not to say that I see him making it to nearly 73 (much less 84), but I definitely see him outliving Barb, whose holey buttocks could very will kick it any day. Really, it's a miracle of some sort that she's managed to hang in there for this long.
 
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