Will Chris go to hell? -

[Doc Cassidy]

Imagine that after stopping by McDonald's tomorrow Chris is stuffing his fat face with a hundred piece McNugget and he's eating so fast that he chokes and dies. He stands before Saint Peter and is judged.

What would the judgment be?

Some of his unforgivable sins are obvious like sexually assaulting Megan and attempting vehicular homicide against Mike Snyder but you know there are even worse things he hasn't admitted to.

If you were God would you somehow forgive Chris and let him into heaven or give him give him the eternal torture in hell that he deserves?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I called my imam
He said maybe

 

[CWCchange]

No, he's going to Spergatory like this thread.

 

[stets]

All I know is that I hope Chris gets raped and murdered by Lucifer. EID SIRHC EID

 

[GS 281]

Will @Doc Cassidy make another thread like this in disco?

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

It would be my fault for making him so autistic and his parents such horrible, unfit parents, but I did gave mankind free will to wash my hands when I fucked up, so I would send him to a special hell where he suffers at the hands of his evil baby sitter for one or two eternities, then purgatory and after that we see where It goes from there.

 

[Frogasm]

i think that the stupider you are, the more likely god is to give you a pass, especially if you're stupid in an amusing way like chris or if your life sucks already like chris.

 

[Cthulu]

If you were God would you somehow forgive Chris and let him into heaven or give him give him the eternal torture in hell that he deserves?

All tards go to heaven. Chris will play the harp terribly with the angels while groping Gabriel.

 

[Xanax]

I want to fuck Chris

 

[The Shadow]

I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked the Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary
He couldn't help me either

 

[White bubblegum]

He'd probably get a pass for being slow in da mind. He wouldn't even go to purgatory- that plane of existence is for self reflection.

 

[wellthathappened]

Gay thread 0/10.

 

[ForgedBlades]

He'll be reincarnated as a pony, which will probably be retarded and sent to the glue factory.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He will first get spawned into CWCvill, and he will be ecstatic as its all real, not his normal sleep deprived mental breakdowns, CWCvill is real.

Chris is in heaven.

However when he runs up to Sonichu live in the flesh he tries to give him an autistic struggle cuddle, however Sonichu pushes Chris onto the ground hard and says "Don't touch me, FAKE CHRIS".

All the CWC crew hate Chris and call him fake. He looks at the Mayors house and out the front door a godly figure emerges. Its Liquid Chris, and all the CWC crew rush to him and worship him like a god, along with the hottest women Chris can picture (probably a young barb in a bikini with pink hair).

Chris realizes he's actually in hell and has to live out his eternity watching Liquid Chris live out Chris' ultimate fantasies.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Will he be raped and murdered there?

 

[Gooby]

God's not real Morty.

Seriously though assuming Chris was being "judged" he would likely be given a free pass because his mental capacity simply isn't enough for him to be given the fair free will to be "good". It's like judging an 8 year old, they may do things that are evil and be little shits overall, but as a kid they really aren't mature yet and don't always know better. It's the same with Chris, logically if there was a God they intentionally made Chris defective, and to send him to eternal damnation because of that defect would be idiotic. No amount of free will can make an autistic man-child have a fair shot at getting to heaven otherwise.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Send him to Limbo, where he'll shit and do nothing for the rest of eternity.

 

[PuckishRogue]

This thread is fat and I would not have sex with it

 

[An Ghost]

god is a woman and all women should be lesbians

So yes, Christine will scissor god for all eternity and recieve bliss that none on earth could have even imagined

 

[StreetGangsta]

if he died i would send him to a version of hell that looks exactly like his house