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I am surprised there was no thread for this cow yet. This is one of those cows that uses their same username everywhere that they go, so it's really easy to find all of their accounts and see where they have done their sperging. They even already have an ED page ready to go, so a lot of what I'm going to be posting here is based off what ED has on their article, so a big credit goes to them for a lot of this information here.

@Cynical and @Hellfire, since this is Wikipedia shit right here, feel free to add any information you might have known about this cow yourself. Recently as a result of yesterday's big Zinnia Jones chimpout, I saw this loser tweet Zinnia and it reminded me of how much they sorely needed their own thread here. I also love doing the Wikipedia spergs like this guy because they always seem to have the best kind of stupidity to follow and mock.

They not only tweet Zinnia a lot but encourage his gross behavior to go on lol. Idiots have to stick up for each other, you know.

http://archive.md/cv0Lq

They are also recommended right on his website, haha!


On the ED page, the first few paragraphs give a decent summary about who this person is and why they are such a big cow.

Sceptre (real name Will Noble, tranny name Sarah Noble) is a former Wikipedia admin (LOL DENIED and LOL DENIED) racist tranny and pedophile, who spent his entire teen years being obsessed with editing wikipedia and getting beat up IRL at school by the various people he banned. If you think that that's the saddest thing you have heard in your entire life, consider he was so obsessed that, whenever he would get banned, he would spend his free time writing Wikipedia articles in a notepad until he got unbanned.

For several years Sceptre has constantly been gaining rollback powers, abusing them, then losing them, and then convincing someone to give them back in an endless cycle that repeats about once a month. However, the reason for his obsession becomes clear when you realize he was using his admin status to seduce multiple underaged girls into sleeping with him and banning his fellow pedophile romantic rivals.

He spent years trying to take down ED and saying he'll kill us with a crowbar, but after getting trolled so hard he became gay and a tranny, "Sarah" lost our interest until (recently) he became involved in GamerGate by creating a blockbot that violates UK law and is currently threatening to call the police on people who are suing him because suing him is harassment.

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Already this guy is fit for a cow thread of his own. He's another autist obsessed with Wikipedia like Ryulong and all the rest, but it gets even better. ED also had a whole textwall taken from one of his pages that is equally as cringy even now.

Hello, I'mWill Noble. I'm17 years old, and I come from a quaint little town in a quaint little country. My birthday is on March 3, and I was born in 1991, (which makes me a pisceansheep).

I'm a native speaker of British English. I can also understand a little bit of French and German - what is at GCSE level. I wouldn't mind learning more languages however.

Romantically/sexually, I'm heterosexual, and I am currently single.

Personality wise, I'm quite funny, normally with a joke or witty comeback, however, my sense of humor is rather off-color. I'm also full of lots of cultural references, akin to the Tenth Doctor, but with a personality more like the Ninth Doctor - I even have the Northern accent - after all, lots of planets have a north. But be warned, I am rather sarcastic at times. I'm normally very nice, though, but I won't be if you're not, so please don't annoy me.

I'm also a large fan of music - mainly rock and its various subgenres, but a bit of pop - any thing will do. The full list can be seen here, and I'll endeavor to update it at least once a week.

My email provider is Gmail (and I have Google Talk), my ISP is Orange (formerly Wanadoo), and I contribute using Mozilla Firefox, but sometimes use Opera or Internet Explorer if I am unable to use Firefox. My computer runs Windows XP Professional, with Service Pack 2.

From January 2006 to August 2006 I was an administrator of Wikipedia. You are free to look at my logs of my tenure.

I have over 18,000 edits. My wikiholic score is 8886.642381102454, as of revision 93,356,213. I also run a bot, which does tasks too tedious for the human hand.

I also have accounts on the Commons and on Wikiquote, although I edit the former very infrequently and sporadically edit the latter.

If you like any aspect of this design, take it. Most of the page is taken from the Portal skeleton. The small links were inspired by Kyoko, and the icons at the top were inspired by Riana. Conversely, I am always available to do a userpage redesign for you if you ask.

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Sceptre would often vandalize Wikipedia articles like their one on George W. Bush with such quality edits like that one dating all the way back to 2005. His internet footprint has been around for years but that's one of the earlier instances of him sperging somewhere on the Internet. Somehow though he would become an admin on Wikipedia against all the odds. Hey, it's not like Ryulong didn't completely backfire and end up fucking Wikipedia in the ass, right?

He had friends (somehow) like Matthew Fenton, another low functioning fat Wikisperg. Both Scepter and this guy reaped the benefits of trying to abuse Wikipedia policy for their own benefit. Will was too much an incompetent sperg to fully have that advantage while his old friend was much more successful.

The pedophilia shit was also confirmed and documented right in the ED page. The girl that he was lusting after was a 15 year old named Sargeant Snopake. When Snopake was getting fucked by some other guy, it made Will so pissed off that he had to take action and worked with Cyde to get this guy banned from Wikipedia, and then the block was overturned, only for Will to have the last word and his way, as evidenced by the follow bit of whining he did.

...Nathan should not've been blocked indefinitely. The block I placed was... twisted... by my relationship with Sergeant Snopake.

Also, I applaud Tawker in unblocking him. I would've done it myself if I had the powers, given the actual reasons (incivility, suspected pedophilia) were unfounded. After all, it is a community ban, and an admin can reverse it, if he was willing to face pressure.

However, I'm a bit concerned about Nathan's anti-wiki stance recently (some over his block), his incivility towards editors he doesn't like, and also his statement about him not going to follow AGF.

I am supportive of Nathan been given a second chance, but I will accept if he is blocked for a period of time (a month, three months, but not forever)

Life for Will just went downhill after he stepped down as an admin from Wikipedia. He tried to reapply for adminship there only to fail every time and when he didn't get his way, he got all pissy and nominated tons and articles for deletion as part his own tantrum against them. Isn't this sounding familiar? It's very Ryulong like behavior to me.

He also tried to go to war with ED, which they cover in much better detail than I can, so I'm just going to directly quote from the article again to save time.

Once again Sceptre has raised his ugly, compacted little mongol head when it came to ED's presence on TOW, by instigating and getting Urban Rose banned when she dared to question the ongoing anti-ED circle jerk. He not only reverted her complaint about him on the admin's notice board, but reverted her calling his ass to task on his user talk page, as well as closing her new deletion review on ED's article, due to vandalism apparently. The nasty little faggot. As Sceptre has been denied OPs on an apparently permanent basis, he got one of his butt-buddies, Anthony to ban UR for him, getting off scot-free for his blatant dishonesty, ass-covering and faggotry. He also got some of his E-Friends to start spamming UR with emails telling her to quit trying to get TOW to live up to it's own bullshit standards, something that it has consistently failed to do. Whether or not it was because Anthony was happy to help maintain the rigid policy of censorship over ED's ongoing Internet victories or because Sceptre has photos of him with children is unclear. But the effect is the same; TOW continues to try and protect itself from avenues of honest criticism and it's inner-circle clique of incestuous editors from the real world, all the while losing credibility and becoming an object of derision. So here's a big fuck you to Sceptre, Anthony and the Jimbo Wales All-Singing All-Dancing Clusterfuck and Pedo Extravaganza.

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Possibly one of their greatest moments however was back in the summer of 2008 when he lost his own rollback privileges and wanted to take it out on another Wikipedia editor, and despite his crying got owned hard by MBisnz. He fought with a bunch of other Wikipedia members and was eventually banned for his ridiculous amount of sperging, only to come back with sockpuppet accounts and chimping out about the whole ordeal on his own talk page. I tried to click the link on the ED page and sadly it's dead now, but it sounded like something completely hilarious and I can still get an idea of how much of a annoying sperg this guy must have been to deal with.

In spite of all this drama he got into, Sceptre still edits Wikipedia today and still gets blocked from time to time. Here's a screencap of some of his more recent blocks by the admins there. Ow, not good.



Also in more recent years, he decided to go full on tranny for full asspats and getting himself involved in Blockbot.



They are also currently on Reddit and have made such great comments like this one.



Twitter accounts:
https://twitter.com/sarahlicity
https://twitter.com/SarahNobleLD

Tweetsaves:
https://tweetsave.com/sarahlicity

Keybase:
https://keybase.io/sarahlicity

Active Fanfiction.net account:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1883170/sarahlicity

Private Flickr account:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/sceptre_uk/

Mentioned in a play:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=291889

Disquis:
https://disqus.com/by/sarahlicity/

Currently, I'm trying to also find their dox. There's a bunch of different entries for Sarah Noble in the Leeds, UK area, which is what they have on their Twitter. If anyone can help narrow it down, it would be greatly appreciated. I really wanted to have this thread up as soon as I could.