Will there ever be a lolcow that will rise above the greats like Chris-Chan? - the lolcow to end all lolcows. will it happen?

[Ausf Panzerkampf]

Lolcows come in many shapes and sizes (literally) and we all know that the good ones are like fine wine. They are aged and given time to ripen and be fresh for the picking. The question is, will there ever be a lolcow so ripe, so fat and bloated with content that it will sustain us for they years to come, like a Soviet potato farm? And if so, is there already one?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Yeah, your mom. Lmao get rekt libtard.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Yeah, you.

Edit: Goddamnit @Ron /pol/ !

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

No. No there will not

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I highly doubt it, but some have tried and some have come close.

 

[Bad Headspace]

No, I don't think so.

Chris was those freak accidents where you had the stars being aligned.
You had a guy with a personal webpage, doxing himself. We had webpages who were interested but didn't had many people to laugh at. Also the general internet culture was more edgy back in the day. Not to mention CWC was super naive, that is something that can only be bred by having a mental illness and being super sheltered.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Chris Chan was a boring nobody and only equally retarded autists browse his sub forum here.
The greatest lolcow currently is the entire UK.

 

[PL 001]

I doubt it. Chris isn't that interesting these days, but his "prime" really was lightning in a bottle.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris is a once in a lifetime cow. His perfect storm of exceptionalism coupled with a wide cast of enablers my never be seen again.