Will you spread Coronavirus if you get it? - Spread lord Nurgles love, or exterminatus?

[???]

It's that time again, lads. Who among you is bold, tough, and moral enough to spread the gift? Make your choice, and take your place alongside our lord or keep our people weak and reward their complacency.

 

[Ningen]

Yes, I will please my waifu Corona-chan, she deserves a good man to look after her
She is growing stronger

 

[BingBong]

Turn the Wu-flu into the jew-flu

 

[Agent Nahman Jayden]

Ideally I have a veritable laundry list of individuals I'd love nothing more than to discretely murder by proxy of spreading Wumonia. I already know I ain't gonna die of it so I might as well share the wealth with the whiny assholes that constantly bitch and moan about how sick they are or feel or whatever.

I don't wanna accidentally kill people I actually care about though so in practise, probably not. Not intentionally, anyway.

 

[Niggaplease]

No don't need too..were already fucked prison style by corona chan

 

[Lemmingwise]

If I'm going to murder my enemies, I'm not going to do it in some pussy ass way like through a disease. What do you think I am, a faggot?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Absolutely, and I'll ride a pale horse while I do it.

 

[Cooking Mama]

I’m too much of a NEET to catch it, let alone spread it. Even if I did catch it, I know my odds. I’ll die within a fortnight, my immune system is for shit.

remember me, lads.

 

[Niggaplease]

Yes, I will please my waifu Corona-chan, she deserves a good man to look after her
She is growing stronger

I'm sorry but Ebola chan is best girl your waifu is shit.

 

[tuscangarder]

Id cough on a Nazi.

 

[Bad Gateway]

If I swallow a length of CAT6, can I spread it over the internet?

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

im infecting everyone that i can. im going on a bar crawl except the bar is an old folks home.

 

[Coolio55]

I'd do it in a heartbeat but I'm not sure how I would covertly spread it to my enemies like an epic ninja boss without getting noticed...

 

[Thumb Butler]

Of course, not doing it would be selfish.

 

[Stoneheart]

On an industrial scale... fridays for future will end in alot of bloody fluid coming from lungs

 

[MrTroll]

I'll spit on my hands and then use door knobs, cough without covering my mouth, and do terrible things to every salad bar I lay eyes on.

 

[soft breathing]

This would require me to go outside and socialize - or at least go near enough to people to sneeze on them.

Eh. No, thank you.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Of course I would spread it, intentionally and unintentionally.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

It would finally give me an excuse to stay inside the house and not have to go to work...

 

[pierce your heart]

Dear leader has confined us in these suits. I couldn't infect anyone even if I tried.